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Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 67) |
posted July 07, 2000 01:10 AM
  
What is the craziest place that you have ever had sex? I need some ideas...my GF has a book called "101 Exciting Places to Have Sex"...but we've tried almost all of them now. I would really appreciate your input on this most useful topic. IP: Logged |
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Sight1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70) |
posted July 07, 2000 01:17 AM
- Parent's closet - McDonalds - Football Field - Lake w/ people right there - Hood of car in unknown's driveway - Wedding reception Read Maxim Magazine Issue July. Article about sex in public places. IP: Logged |
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TxCollegeguy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 394) |
posted July 07, 2000 01:49 AM
I have one that I don't think could be topped...Well for me it hasn't yet... Sex in a HOT tub with her parents in their,and them not knowing what was going on They just assumed she was sitting on my lap... IP: Logged |
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Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 67) |
posted July 07, 2000 01:50 AM
i experienced a few this past fourth of july weekend: driving on the interstate with the cruise at 80 grandmas back porch church parking lot on sunday night six flags over texas IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 400) |
posted July 07, 2000 02:52 AM
I havn't done it, but the confessional at a church, while you are confessing (I would never stoop so low, but any of you that would, try it) IP: Logged |
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thiassi Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 845) |
posted July 07, 2000 04:58 AM
In the parking lot at the TJ border. I had my van, it was around noon and I hoped the people walking past didn't look into the van windows. We had a nice workout before crossing the border. The second place was were my girl works. We got a little wild in the parking lot one night and I leaned her against the side of the car. It was about 4:00 a.m. so I didn't think anyone was around. After we were done as I started to drive off I saw some headlights come on a few yards from where we were. It was the security guard he saw it all. L8R ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 963) |
posted July 07, 2000 08:48 AM
Girlfriend's parents bed, while they are away for a few hours. Don't forget to leave a souvenir on her mother's pillow. IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 332) |
posted July 07, 2000 09:41 AM
Country Club Parking Lot 15th Hole on Golf Course(Sprinklers came on and seemed to chase us in a way) Phone Booth Aisle 14 at Home Depot Balcony in Jamaica IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 603) |
posted July 07, 2000 10:00 AM
Sneak into a cooler (ones in the back) at one of the grocery stores,(and have some popsicles) or go to the Adult Book Store and both of you sneak into one of the porno booths. (Make sure to get lots of tokens though) hehee IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 892) |
posted July 07, 2000 11:26 AM
KFC/Mcdonalds bathroom. At a club someplace not too hidden. At a rave with her bent over a speaker. The top of a parking structure looking at the view, her bent over the hood of my car. Balcony of her house - bent over rail (i see a pattern here) In a hotel next to my 15 year old cousin. pools, spas (I dont like them anymore cant get enough thrust) poolhouses- ohh and my favorite was on a hot day outside in a condos community pool with houses all around - no one was inside the gated pool area, and she gave me head/hand for a bout 20 mins on a lounge chair in plain daylight view of any who wanted to look out there window <--this one has beent he most exciting for me. Slopain IP: Logged |
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Dogballs Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 52) |
posted July 07, 2000 01:03 PM
Man! How come I havnt done anything intresting like you guys. I have just stuck to the traditional bedroom thing. More power to ya fellas! This is a great freakin topic!!!! IP: Logged |
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BACKDRAFT Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 242) |
posted July 07, 2000 01:22 PM
A CEMETERY AT MIDNIGHT!Don't knock it til you tried it!I have'nt got a complaint yet. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 892) |
posted July 07, 2000 01:27 PM
haha backdraft haven't had a complaint so this is your envirement of choice for booty-slappin? hehe thats great, I guess in the midst of sex who cares where you are right? Nothing stops me sometimes when i get worked up, even when my mom is in the next room and my girl and my bed are squeeking and squealing. Slopain IP: Logged |
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Caesar Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 123) |
posted July 07, 2000 01:54 PM
In a library In a coffee shop In a pool with about 20 other people swimming around On a farm with dirt bikers driving by and honking/waving In a theatre On a ferris wheel At work Grandparent's kitchen table Parent's driveway while visiting(accidentally hit the horn, too) At a party while everyone danced around the theme here is: get out of the bedroom. Probably one of the best, though, getting head while driving on the highway and having truckers honk as we passed (damn sunroof!!) ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 436) |
posted July 07, 2000 02:26 PM
on a roller coaster at six flags sex will do some crazy shit to you peace romeo IP: Logged |
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xTylerDurdenx Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 32) |
posted July 07, 2000 03:24 PM
I have 3 good ones.. The parking lot across from a Walgreens on A1A and Atlantic in South Florida, with a GREAT view of the beach.. and all the nosy bastards trying to sneak a peek. BUT, the best had to be in a hotel swimming pool. We were the only ones in the entire pool area, but the funny thing was that we were NOT guests of the hotel.. just snuck on in to raise a ruckus. So every few minutes, the person at the desk, who could partially see us through the lobby window, looked outside. We pretended to be waving to friends and relatives on another floor, when I was actually waving my hands saying, "I AM HAVING GREAT SEX IN YOUR POOL! THANKS AGAIN!" I would guess my wick was lit the latest, clocking in at 20. What can I say, I used to weigh 370.. lol ------------------ "You think that is PAIN?!?! It is premature enlightenment." IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 562) |
posted July 07, 2000 03:48 PM
Hitting it from the back out on my balcony in 20 degree below weather. IP: Logged |
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mr perfect Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 84) |
posted July 07, 2000 04:06 PM
In a sauna . enough said....... IP: Logged |
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Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 426) |
posted July 07, 2000 04:52 PM
The best sex I ever had was in prison. j/k IP: Logged |
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ThePitbull Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 508) |
posted July 07, 2000 05:10 PM
ha,ha,ha Latimer, your one sick mf!  Pitbull IP: Logged |
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MattTheSkywalker Moderator (Total posts: 1190) |
posted July 07, 2000 05:10 PM
Havoc, I hope you don't mean Jamaica, Queens. Try sex in a bed next to her sleeping friend. Interesting...... Also the beach is always good, any roof works, cemetery is all right (though I think that was mentioned), a zoo, a raft floating a pool..... Mat IP: Logged |
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Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 426) |
posted July 07, 2000 05:54 PM
Better yet try sex with her sleeping friend while she is in the next bed. IP: Logged |
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NYyankee Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 76) |
posted July 07, 2000 06:17 PM
I was just talking with my friends about this the other night. Craziest place I had sex was in the backroom of Abercrombie & Fitch. This was when I worked at GNC, one of the girls digged me so around closing I stopped in for a treat. IP: Logged |
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Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 67) |
posted July 07, 2000 07:47 PM
yeah...ive gone in the dressing room of the lingerie department at dillards...there was just a curtain closing us in and people were coming in and out note: clean up with the lingerie she doesnt buy...leave the condom on the hanger IP: Logged |
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marvelous_mark Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 33) |
posted July 08, 2000 11:22 AM
Hey MattTheSkywalker, I hope when you mentionned the zoo, it was to have sex with your girlfriend not the animals hehehe  joke ------------------ You know they say money can't buy happiness, give me 50 $ and watch me smile! - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Mark IP: Logged |
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bacaba Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 82) |
posted July 10, 2000 05:32 PM
in the butt.. IP: Logged |
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Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 67) |
posted July 11, 2000 02:23 AM
anybody ever got it on in a hospital bed? better yet...with a nurse? IP: Logged |
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rocky Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 372) |
posted July 11, 2000 02:11 PM
Yah Cut, I was in the hospital for 3 weeks with a fractured leg, got a handjob maybe 6 times. From the nurse IP: Logged |
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sour jerk Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 165) |
posted July 11, 2000 02:14 PM
SCHOOL A RAVE WITH PEOPLE WATCHING A DRESSING ROOM.... THE SOUR JERKKK? IP: Logged |
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ulter Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 148) |
posted July 11, 2000 03:17 PM
The bleacher at Wrigley Field. On Madison St in front of the Chicago Stadium while waiting for concert ticket to go on sale. IP: Logged |
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Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 67) |
posted July 18, 2000 04:42 PM
TxCollegeguy: i liked the one about you and the girl and her parents in the hot tub...so last week we were at the lake and me and my girl did it in the lake with my parents right there...it was great. still looking for more ideas... IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 273) |
posted July 18, 2000 05:07 PM
used to do it in the hot tub at ballys ,when my wife was sitting on top of me.. Did it so often it was not a challege anymore. Did it in walmart in plano texas in the dressing room, when my wife was trying on clothes. left all the wet stuff on the wooden bench. IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 653) |
posted July 18, 2000 06:30 PM
Hey Dlady, you ain't going to like this, but I flipped about 4 years ago at one of those places. They have the rooms with the ceiling tile. While I was in there I saw a ceiling tile start to move. Stop giving it to her when the guy looked in I look up and said I see you. I could here him getting down I pulled my shorts up and kicked the living phuck out of him. The store owner and my girl friend pulled me off. The just asked us to leave no cops or anything, but that freak was surely on his way to the hospital!! I did it in Town East mall this weekend in the womens section of JC penny's. I was scared to do it on the bench in the public so we did it in the dressing room. IP: Logged |
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Blow Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 159) |
posted July 18, 2000 08:45 PM
How can you possibly do it on a bench without people knowing at a mall. IP: Logged |
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Pimp C Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 14) |
posted July 19, 2000 09:53 AM
On top of the counter in front of the window of a Pizza Hut after closing time(when I worked there)with cars going by. In the pool in Fla. on vacation while talking to parents who were cluelessly watching Cincinnati River on Halloween with people walking by Not as good as some of yours but I enjoyed it IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 603) |
posted July 19, 2000 11:05 AM
Aaahhh, Check but you were only in there with 1 girl. I have you beat here cause i was dressed up in a little school girl outfit and with 2 of my best guy friends, in one booth! heehee.... I was a bad girl back then. The Allegheny River, Monogahela River, Floating raft with Chocolate Syrup, driving down I-70, to name a few. [This message has been edited by Dlady27 (edited July 19, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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wade bravo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 200) |
posted July 19, 2000 11:37 AM
Actually i lost my virginity in a cement drain pipe.... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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