UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone!
  George Spellwin's ELITE FITNESS Discussion Boards
  Chat & Conversation
  Having a Bad Day?

Post New Topic  
profile | register | preferences | faq | search

Author Topic:   Having a Bad Day?
flashman
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 26)
posted July 06, 2000 04:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for flashman   Click Here to Email flashman     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 48942457

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively
saved animals were released back into
the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in
full
view, they were both eaten by a killer whale.

A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a
carpenter in
order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of
needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe leaving her
mentally retarded.


In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world
flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came down eight hours
short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone
bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been
cut
off.


A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically
with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric
kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked
him
with a handy plank of wood by the back door,breaking his arm in two
places.
Until that moment he had been happily listening to his walkman.


Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two
thousand of
them, escaped through a broken fence and
stampeded, trampling� the two hapless protesters to death.


Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was
the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

cheers and have a good day, peace

------------------
Any speling errors in this document are due to software bugs

IP: Logged

scott825
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 459)
posted July 06, 2000 04:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for scott825     Edit/Delete Message
HAHA - FUNNY SHIT!!

IP: Logged

MrMuscle
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 1105)
posted July 06, 2000 05:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrMuscle   Click Here to Email MrMuscle     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70512967
hehehe thats fucked up...

loved the last one

------------------
"Pain, is only weakness leaving your body"

"...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica

IP: Logged

All times are ET (US)

Post New Topic  
Hop to:

Contact Us | Back to Elite Fitness

Elite Fitness Discussion Board

Powered by: Ultimate Bulletin Board (UltimateBB), Version 5.42a
� Infopop Corporation (formerly Madrona Park, Inc.), 1998-1999.