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The Dude Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 37) |
posted July 04, 2000 09:04 AM
  
A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16-20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals...Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count to two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1058) |
posted July 04, 2000 09:14 AM
Well i really cant understand what the fuck you are trying to say here, but if it is in anyway religious you need a good dose of common sense. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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The Dude Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 37) |
posted July 04, 2000 09:20 AM
Chill dude, laugh a little and you'll enjoy life a lot more! IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1058) |
posted July 04, 2000 09:30 AM
It is too early to be funny. I read that post about 8 times and all i got out of it was that someone was trying to blow up a three-toed sloth with a hand Grenade. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1280) |
posted July 04, 2000 09:30 AM
Okey Dokey....Got it!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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TxCollegeguy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 365) |
posted July 04, 2000 10:23 AM
Hey Religion is not a topic most people here want posted....We had some religion posts awhile back and they brought nothing but anger around here....
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XdawgX Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 42) |
posted July 04, 2000 10:32 AM
monty python rules. IP: Logged |
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slabcat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 154) |
posted July 04, 2000 11:02 AM
We've had an overdose of religion the last month. Please no more. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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The Dude Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 37) |
posted July 04, 2000 01:17 PM
Do you two actually believe that that quote has ANYTHING to do with religion? Anything? Man, talk about no sense of humor! IP: Logged |
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seeseerider Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 40) |
posted July 04, 2000 01:20 PM
i am for spirituality at 100% but as far as religion is concerned: fuck religion..religion is a big marketing scam way before muscletech and biotest..stick to spirituality and the laws of the universe... IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 446) |
posted July 04, 2000 01:35 PM
that was not funny IP: Logged |
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slabcat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 154) |
posted July 04, 2000 01:39 PM
Dude, I didn't mean to be an asshole and I realize it has nothing to do with religion but if you even mention that word around here the shit hits the fan. Bros start arguing back and forth and it gets ugly as you're starting to see with the responses being given and the responses I'm sure will follow. Just might want to change the title. By the way my favorite parts of Monty Python is the empty Trojan Bunny and when they throw chickens, horses, and other animals from the castle. Peace Bro. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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EliteLifter Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 81) |
posted July 04, 2000 04:05 PM
The Bible is an Hoax and the priests are frustrated gays... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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The Dude Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 37) |
posted July 04, 2000 04:35 PM
I see what ya mean. Still, you gotta laugh at the seriousness of the responses! I can only shake my head and ban that little word from my msg. board vocabulary. IP: Logged |
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slabcat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 154) |
posted July 04, 2000 04:49 PM
I agree it's definately amusing, but you'd be amazed how ugly this got last month. Pretty passionate subject, I guess deservedly so with eternity on the line. Just hope one day religious tolerance will reach this board. Everyone's opinions just need to be taken with a grain of salt. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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The Dude Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 37) |
posted July 04, 2000 04:52 PM
Definitely. I'm doing my best to keep things stirred up on the NRA post. Another topic that's easy to inflame people's passions. IP: Logged |
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BACKDRAFT Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 129) |
posted July 04, 2000 05:25 PM
LIKE A HOLE IN THE HEAD!!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 547) |
posted July 04, 2000 08:04 PM
i gave your mom a hard dose of religon last night and she loved it IP: Logged |
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cm3504jm Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 87) |
posted July 05, 2000 01:04 PM
"He must be the king" "How can you tell?" "He hasn't go shit all over him" ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 448) |
posted July 05, 2000 01:11 PM
All right guys lets quit with these posts again! This is stuff Theron wold have done, don't lower yourself to be him.... IP: Logged |
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Fish Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 495) |
posted July 05, 2000 02:45 PM
I can't belive this... Montey Python.. sp?, is funny. The quote he did was funny, need the accent and verbal reading of it though. And it is not religion. The holy hand gernade... Chill the fuck out. It is like a witch hunt on this chat board. Everyone wants to jump. Do you all get piss this much when you are not reading a computer screen??? Good luck. ------------------ "Obsession is passion. Use it. Make it your strength." -by Puc IP: Logged |
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Caesar Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 46) |
posted July 05, 2000 03:09 PM
Stigmata pretty much sums up my views on the church and religion, but like The Dude said, his post wasn't about that ... it was a joke ... ha ha  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Formula Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 213) |
posted July 05, 2000 05:08 PM
Let us all do XTC and sing Kum Ba YA my lord!! IP: Logged |
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Kaisersosay Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 195) |
posted July 05, 2000 05:55 PM
CAN'T ANYONE TAKE A JOKE AROUND HERE,THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION.LIGHTEN UP PEOPLE AND TRY LAUGHING ONCE IN AWHILE IP: Logged |
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toronto Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 23) |
posted July 05, 2000 06:00 PM
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toronto Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 23) |
posted July 05, 2000 06:00 PM
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