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Bunny55 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 128) |
posted June 19, 2000 05:07 PM
  
Ya know you have been in the gym too long when..... - You ask the Avon lady for Pro Tan. - Someone asks you to play darts and you go for your stash. - You hand out Power Bars for Halloween. - "Cycle" does not refer to a bicycle or motorcycle. - You have no idea what day of the week it is - but you do know if it is leg or arm day. - Your garbage outside your house smells like Tuna and attracts all the neighborhood cats. - The 4 food groups are Protien, Sleep, Protien and Lifting. - Fast food is a Meal Replacement Shake. - You buy beef and chicken in bulk. - Someone says "test" and you dont ever think of school. - You think lifting gloves are sexy. - Sweats are the only wardrobe you own. - You HATE Christmas because the gym is closed. Come guys - think of some more. Bunny [This message has been edited by Bunny55 (edited June 19, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 891) |
posted June 19, 2000 05:17 PM
That is pretty funny shit. I would add some more, but the state of florida took away my creativity powers. IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 473) |
posted June 19, 2000 05:39 PM
YOUVE BEEN TO THE GYM TO LONG YOU ARE OVERTRAINING...  ILL THINK OF SOME..------------------ BLOOD LIKE VENOM, IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 385) |
posted June 19, 2000 05:53 PM
when you have cuts and scrapes all over your hands from opening all those cans of tuna you have to take a piss every 20 minutes half your meals are powders well thats all i can think of... IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 179) |
posted June 19, 2000 06:15 PM
You start to stare at the callouses on your hands in admiration. You have to carry a cooler with you wherever you go 'cause you've got three more meals left in the day and all your friends only have one. You start to like the smell of steel better than your own perfume. The more you can brag about how much pain you are in, the more accomplished you feel. You can't balance your checkbook but you could whip out the cal/pro/fat/carb content of any food you see. You start to think sweat stains are sexy. IP: Logged |
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BIGBADFKR Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 287) |
posted June 20, 2000 12:19 AM
FUNNY SHITS BROS IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 604) |
posted June 20, 2000 12:48 AM
you look like a human stretch mark... Your farts smell whey bad (yeah I know I aint no eddie murphey) Slopain IP: Logged |
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kram696969 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 171) |
posted June 20, 2000 01:05 AM
that is some funny shit kram-mark IP: Logged |
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scott825 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 353) |
posted June 20, 2000 03:08 AM
These are all from personal experience my top 10 Your always late for everything such as Your car seats permanently smell like rotten your passengers side floorboard has about people use your gym as a main way to contact you pay your gym membership on time while you yell at the kid who works there for you take 2-3 days off & everyone who works the gym owner tells you to just lock the door your out at the club with your friends & you the last 2 girls you dated were girls you met at the gym [This message has been edited by scott825 (edited June 20, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 473) |
posted June 20, 2000 04:01 AM
DAMN SCOTT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE APPLIES TO ME...ESPECIALLY BEING LATE WITH GIRLS....DUDE IM ALWAYS PUSHING IT TO THE MAX AT THE GYM....AND THEN WHEN IM LATE THEY GET AWFULLY MAD,BUT OH WELL ------------------ BLOOD LIKE VENOM, IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 473) |
posted June 20, 2000 04:05 AM
WHEN YOU STAY UP AS LATE AS I DO EVERYNIGHT ALL BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO MISS A MEAL. ------------------ BLOOD LIKE VENOM, IP: Logged |
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scott825 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 353) |
posted June 20, 2000 04:07 AM
Yeah,like my big brother always said WEIGHTS BEFORE DATES!! IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 473) |
posted June 20, 2000 04:26 AM
WHEN YOU WATCH TV OR A MOVIE YOU ALWAYS TRY AND LOOK FOR THE BIGGEST DUDE,THEN PROCEED TO REALIZE YOU ARE BIGGER THAN THAT DUDE,THEN YOU SMILE AND SAY WHY ARENT I ON TV. ------------------ BLOOD LIKE VENOM, IP: Logged |
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ThePitbull Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 253) |
posted June 20, 2000 07:30 AM
Funny shit guys! Trying to think of some right now............holy shit I'm non-creative! Pitbull IP: Logged |
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Kingpin Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 13) |
posted June 20, 2000 09:23 AM
Your dirty laundry has a few shirts and pants and a huge pile of smelly, soaking wet sweats. The maintenance workers at the gym know you by your first name. You carry gallon jugs of water with you and not those 12 oz. yuppie bottles. You have to wear a bandanna to keep the sweat out of your eyes so that you can see (no fashion statement here!). IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 170) |
posted June 20, 2000 11:10 AM
You have your own ass groove on some of the machines. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 313) |
posted June 20, 2000 11:44 AM
You do Not give a shit what kind of a hair day you will be having, you're too tired to bother with it! LOL IP: Logged |
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DLbro Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 21) |
posted June 20, 2000 11:57 AM
....when you analyze every "quick get fit gadget" commercial that comes on TV and say maaaaan, that ain't bout shit! IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 604) |
posted June 20, 2000 12:02 PM
When you cant lift your arms in the morning shower to wash your hair. When people mistake your after leg day, for a pimp-limp. When you watch the most important laker game of the year, at the gym! Slopain IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 676) |
posted June 20, 2000 12:03 PM
you sit a work and talk about bodybuilding on an internet discussion board all day. IP: Logged |
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Fish Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 381) |
posted June 20, 2000 12:12 PM
Shit, I have been at the gym too long. This is a great post. Made my day. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 385) |
posted June 20, 2000 01:33 PM
you give off gas that could kill small animals not being sore for a day feels "weird" your so dedicated that you past up dates and parties so you can workout (its sad, but i've done that before) you spend more time on board than your actual job ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 184) |
posted June 20, 2000 01:37 PM
(Thick dog, now that was freak'n funny) You wake up every 2 hrs at night and check the clock to see if its time to go the gym. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 313) |
posted June 20, 2000 01:38 PM
BUMP!! BUMP!! to Thickdog on that reply!!!! IP: Logged |
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Bunny55 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 128) |
posted June 20, 2000 05:29 PM
You have a watch with an alarm so you dont miss a meal. (guilty) You can smell protien from 10 yards. Your kids think tuna from the can is the ONLY way it can be eaten. You only watch TV shows that can be recorded so it does not mess with gym time. Your license plate says "LIFT" You take vacation from work to go lift. You will only stay at hotels that have a weight room. You go to a bar and cant remember any drinks except those associated with lifting. YOu have no idea what people do in the evenings besides lift. You ask the doc if the pmenonia will interfere with your workout routine. YOu get mad when Safeway does not have ECA stack. You ask for protien for Christmas, your birthday, and all holidays. Your kids ask you to beat up the kids who are mean to them. You hear your son tell a kid "my mom can kick your dads ass!!" (true story) You are in meetings at work and start to compare bicep size to all who are there. You say "great arms" as a pick up line. (guilty)
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 179) |
posted June 20, 2000 06:38 PM
You give dirty looks to the bag boy who says "do you need help out with these groceries?" because you are thinking WHAT I LOOK WEAK?? You know the layout of the inside of your gym better than your own home. You wake up before the damn alarm that goes off at 4:45am because you can't wait to train. (way guilty of this...happens all the time!) You've shorted out several pairs of headphones due the amount of sweat you produce. Everything you own is coated with a thin layer of protein powder. You no longer think in terms of meal times like Bkfst, Lunch, Dinner...you think meal 1, meal 2, meal 3 etc... You start to have more gym equipment in your living room than regular furniture. (thats me) IP: Logged |
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DLbro Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 21) |
posted June 20, 2000 08:49 PM
Damn this shit is funny. You know you've been at the gym too long when: When you walk with your gym bag, all you can hear is the rattle rattle of the several bottles of pills inside You pack your gym bag before you pack your luggage when travelling. You live in your gym bag. Drivers licence, cash, watch, condoms, several pair of dirty underwear, too many dirty, funky socks, and everything else that you thought you lost. IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 473) |
posted June 20, 2000 11:14 PM
WHEN YOU ARE QUICK TO CLEAN UP YOUR WEIGHTS IN THE WEIGHT ROOM,BUT LAZY WHEN IT COMES TO CLEANING YOUR HOUSE. ------------------ BLOOD LIKE VENOM, IP: Logged |
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Capt'n_Crunch Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 955) |
posted June 20, 2000 11:21 PM
LMAO....... this is some funny shit IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 301) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:11 AM
-When you you're 18 years old and think about bodybuilding more than you think about sex. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Bunny55 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 128) |
posted June 21, 2000 09:28 AM
You count a dozen eggs as 12 reps for 1 set. YOu count durring sex for reps and sets to see if you can improve next time. YOu can move everything in your house without help. Bunny [This message has been edited by Bunny55 (edited June 21, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Cleaner Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 358) |
posted June 21, 2000 07:17 PM
When you forget your gym bag of stuff in the corner, and the rest of the members tell the newbies not to touch it. Then you just leave it there because the owner told you it was cool and it easier to keep track of your stuff this way. When everywhere you go you carry a gym bag full of stuff just in case you get an extra chance to work out. When you pop your trunk and there are a couple bags ready to go and a couple drity you are scared of. When you get more phone message at the gym than on your answering machine at home. When your buddies are looking for you they come to the gym because you don't return thier calls. This one has been doen but my all favorite - You don't think that you feel good when your not hurting all over. [This message has been edited by Cleaner (edited June 21, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 237) |
posted June 21, 2000 09:44 PM
when everything you pick up needs to be curled......by both arms , just so one doesnt get the extra rep IP: Logged |
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bikinimom Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 30) |
posted June 21, 2000 11:00 PM
...on your "day off" you've got NOTHING TO DO! ...on your "day off" your kids get pissed at you because THEY want to go to hang with their friends while mommy gets bigger. ...the only time you get to spend with your hubby is while spotting each other. ...if you suddenly find yourself talking to those who don't train you don't have all that much to say... or is it just that you aren't all that interested in what THEY have to say. Sorry, wish I could be more entertaining, but I've got a hormonal thing going. You all are just a piss!!! I feel better already. IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 170) |
posted June 22, 2000 12:33 AM
When at the rack for car keys, you have your own special spot and theres a friggin thing of dust in the shape of your keys cause they're there most of the time. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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