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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 370) |
posted June 11, 2000 12:34 AM
 
OK so I'm sitting here eating baby-cut carrots and drinking beer with my Mastiff and I'm wondering what the fuck make his protein farts so much worse than mine. I feed him 5 cups of Pedigree puppy chow-like stuff with 3 scoops of baby formula and a scoop and a half of Designer Whey. He gets good, quality food and hardly any shit food(I eat that). What aprt of the protein makes it through the intestine so intensely it'll peel the nose hairs out of a dead man? Lotta babble for a protein fart q, huh? Is it the nitrogen? Fuck, there he goes again IP: Logged |
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bignate73 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 854) |
posted June 11, 2000 12:43 AM
 its called putrefecation. the biological breakdown of the protein by bacteria. not sure exactly what makes it smell so damn bad. seems like theres some sulphur in the mix there too huh? hehe. depends on the food of course. eggs? oh yeah. IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101) |
posted June 11, 2000 07:13 AM
Kahn my friend you have WAY too much time on your hands!  IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 697) |
posted June 11, 2000 07:29 AM
lol i'll second that one Sky ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 143) |
posted June 11, 2000 03:35 PM
its all about the methane , baby!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 649) |
posted June 11, 2000 05:39 PM
yuck...that was more info on you & your dog then i wanted ...LOL IP: Logged |
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Kaisersosay Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 124) |
posted June 12, 2000 11:10 PM
HEY KAHN I KNOW DOGS DRINK OUT OF THE TOILET,YA SURE HE'S NOT EATING OUT OF IT TOO.JUST KIDDING, GOOD LUCK.I THINK MY GIRLFRIENDS KING CHARLES COOKER SPANIEL HAS THE WORST FING BREATH,SO I FEEL FOR YOU.
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E2 Moderator (Total posts: 3408) |
posted June 12, 2000 11:23 PM
MMmmm strange, i easily out do the dog in that respect. It's actually caused by protein rotting in your intestines, it's normal. It's life, but hey it can be fun when it's just the boys hanging around. IP: Logged |
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Bam-Bam Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 79) |
posted June 12, 2000 11:29 PM
Try wiping your dog's ass after he takes a shit. It will cut down on the smell. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 370) |
posted June 13, 2000 01:00 AM
Daughter asks mom if she can walk the dog, mom says ask your dad. Dad says no, then wipes kerosene on the dogs ass and says one time around the block, no more, and shes got to be on the leash. Daughter comes back and dad says where is the dog!? Daughter says, She ran out of gas around the block, but its OK, another dog is pushing her home! IP: Logged |
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