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 I cant take a respectable women in my car anymore!
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marky Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 315) |
posted April 20, 2000 11:22 PM
 
I mean its embarassing when on a warm day you open the door for her and the unmistakable pungent aroma of processed and now aged into the apholstry protein farts! Should i try to get something out of it like saying it must have been flood damaged? Not to mention the fine spray of overspill protein mix that explodes into the air(assumung she even got into the car and must have been congested). I thought about maybe picking up a few road kill, through them in the back for a while and then tell riders im an avid hunter, and its hard to get the scent of the wild out of a car once its there. Any suggestion, help?! IP: Logged |
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jpg44 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70) |
posted April 20, 2000 11:27 PM
FEBREZE!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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swinkle Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 46) |
posted April 20, 2000 11:45 PM
no offense to you marky or anything, but this should have been posted in the chat room. IP: Logged |
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buck o five Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 173) |
posted April 20, 2000 11:48 PM
splurge and buy a new car IP: Logged |
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bigsexy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 108) |
posted April 21, 2000 01:09 AM
i feel you bro, they call me sewer-ass around my place, also whenever i leave the gym, ive got a severe case of swamp-ass HELP!!!!! IP: Logged |
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ANVIL 2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 118) |
posted April 22, 2000 12:42 AM
I WORK AT A PHARMACY YOU NEED TO GET YOURSELF SOME GAS-X IT WORKS EVERY TIME. IP: Logged |
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TEXASAMM Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 114) |
posted April 24, 2000 08:44 PM
change your protein to much dairy...SAMM IP: Logged |
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scott825 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 85) |
posted April 24, 2000 09:33 PM
I feel your pain bro,I had that problem with my last car,The car I have now I keep the windows open alot more & I have a seat cover & a towel where I sit also.Let a candle burn in your car sometimes while your driving IP: Logged |
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Rich1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 178) |
posted April 29, 2000 01:49 AM
You guys are animals!!!heh heh heh.... IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 23) |
posted April 29, 2000 05:00 AM
come on, farting is as natural as when she burps after giving u head  IP: Logged |
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goldilox Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 3) |
posted April 29, 2000 10:13 PM
yeah I spilled some powerful liquid protein mixture in the car and could never get the smell out, and I did everything but tear out the carpet, which is what I should have done, and the guy I sold it to noticed it too but I guess he figured he could deal with it. IP: Logged |
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weez Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 66) |
posted May 01, 2000 10:08 AM
Hhhaaaaa. Big Sexy, watch out on that swamp ass! A wise man once told me that swamp ass left untreated will inevitably lead to monkey ass (you know the itchey chaffing....makes you look like a monkey scratching your ass). Beware bro.....your new best friend should be Goldbond. IP: Logged |
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Puc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 191) |
posted May 01, 2000 06:43 PM
I had the same problem, but for some reason Optimum's Whey doesn't give me near the gas/crap. Once I switched to it, no more problem. FYI IP: Logged |
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thiassi Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 97) |
posted May 01, 2000 10:14 PM
I had the same problem, but it was a can of tuna I dumped in the car, damn it stunk. Didn't have a problem with the girls though they would just appologize about their FDS. L8R IP: Logged |
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Motorhed Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 23) |
posted May 02, 2000 02:04 AM
Who wants a receptical... I mean respectable woman in your car anyway? Take it easy, and if it's easy...take it twice. Seriously man I've had the same prob. usually w/ whey protein. IP: Logged |
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