posted April 20, 2000 02:00 AM            

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Man, I crack my self up everytime I see some pick with the IMAGINARY LAT SYNDROME. These guys exist at every gym I've been to, even when traveling. They puff their arms out like they're in the middle of a jumping jack and walk around with a crazy 'I'm huge face' This is so funny I'm gonna make it my signature. Does I.L.S exist in your gym?

I'm the skinny guy with I.L.S

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posted April 20, 2000 02:09 AM            

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Yea those guys are everywhere.Whats even
worse is the fat guys that you see working
security at bars,he wants everyone to
think that its actually mostly muscle rather than all fat.

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posted April 20, 2000 02:14 AM            

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Yeah, you're right those fat bouncers are histerical. I encountered one of them last weekend in regards to no I.D. To make a long story short I got in.

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posted April 20, 2000 03:23 AM            

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I've always known it to be ELS (Extended Lat Syndrom), but I like the ILS better...

I'm an engineer by trade...rather sedentary lifestyle...some of the engineers I work with have it and they don't even work out...its crazy...

Pubert

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posted April 20, 2000 10:44 AM            

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ILS HAHAHAHAHAH I'VE NEVER HEARD IT CALLED THAT, I'M GOING TO START USING THAT, HAHAHAH.

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posted April 20, 2000 02:32 PM            

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Young1 that ILS is hilarious! What about the guys who have to walk around competely flexed at all times? There's a guy at my gym that is flexing so hard every second he's there that it looks like he has a steel rod inserted in his neck. I swear to God I've never seen him turn his head! He'll turn his whole body to look around. The dudes not even all that big. Anyway, maybe we should call that P.F.S.-Perma-Flex Syndrome!

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posted April 20, 2000 03:10 PM         

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you ever seen the guys that are always flexing their triceps when they walk around in the gym??what is that about??? isometrics ??

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posted April 20, 2000 03:25 PM            

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WHAT PISSES ME OFF EVEN MORE ARE PEOPLE WHO WEAR SUNGLASSES DURING THEIR WORKOUT'S. GIVE ME A FUC.... BREAK.

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posted April 20, 2000 03:58 PM            

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I hate motherfuckers who bounce as much weight off their chest as they can deflect, with their asses in the air and then think they are big or strong. I hate those ILS fuckers too, those ding dongs who throw their weights on the floor as hard as they can so everyone will look, dumbasses who try to lift WAY more than they should and then use a 3 inch range of motion, people who take an hour to do 3 sets of one exercise, assholes who talk to their friends more than they lift while they are sitting on equipment, dudes that wear spandex, damnit this is the first time I have really thought about it.....damn there are a lot of stupid people at the gym

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posted April 20, 2000 06:02 PM            

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Dude,amen on that one these are hilarious,
keepem coming lol

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posted April 20, 2000 08:00 PM            

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what about the guy doing laterals swinging the weight up and down so fast it looks like he's trying to fucking flying away

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posted April 20, 2000 10:01 PM            

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You guys gotta go clubbin with me. There is a club that I always go to and each bouncer is about 150lbs dripping wet. No shit. These guys wear stupid mickey mouse ties with there uniforms and roll up there sleeves to show off their tribal tattoo across there 11 inch guns. I think it's funny as hell. hehe....
I used to be one of those ILF guys untill I realized that I was bein really fuckin stupid.

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posted April 20, 2000 11:39 PM            

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LOL.....good one joker, I forgot about those guys
and I know what you mean Stud...Ive seen plenty of those bouncers

[This message has been edited by Capt'n_Crunch (edited April 20, 2000).]

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posted April 21, 2000 06:47 PM            

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Don't forget the assholes who scream on every rep....prior to doing the afformentioned dumbell-drop......and the ILS waddle.....It reminds me of the stupid kids in their "hooked-up" civics....assholes race around all day.....The big dogs have nothing to prove to anybody...we get all the attention we can handle, just by going about our buisness.

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