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big_bad_buff
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted April 04, 2000 11:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for big_bad_buff   Click Here to Email big_bad_buff     Edit/Delete Message

this might be old, but someone told me this today....


how much cum can monica lewinsky ( spelling?)
hold in here mouth?.......one US leader, HA! HA! HA! HA!

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champion
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 131)
posted April 05, 2000 05:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for champion   Click Here to Email champion     Edit/Delete Message
he,he,he. heres a vulgar one...

whats the differance between zits and preachers?
zits don't cum onto your face until your at least 12 yrs old.

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sexpot
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 16)
posted April 06, 2000 02:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sexpot   Click Here to Email sexpot     Edit/Delete Message
think that's vulgar try this one....
What's the difference between mayonaise
and sperm? Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 60 mph....he he

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JR
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted April 06, 2000 04:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JR   Click Here to Email JR     Edit/Delete Message
damm you guys are funny
what the difference between a bowling ball(spelling) and a girl?????
you can't stick four fingers in a girl!!!

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big_bad_buff
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted April 06, 2000 04:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for big_bad_buff   Click Here to Email big_bad_buff     Edit/Delete Message

who said you can't stick 4 fingers in a girl?

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Y2Kylee
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 155)
posted April 07, 2000 05:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Y2Kylee   Click Here to Email Y2Kylee     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 68011232
Ive got one for you!

Q: How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors.

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Komo
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 35)
posted April 07, 2000 07:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Komo     Edit/Delete Message
Vulgar, try this one....

What`s the difference between a woman and an oven?
Ovens don`t fart when you take the meat out...

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johnny1111
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 11)
posted April 09, 2000 04:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnny1111   Click Here to Email johnny1111     Edit/Delete Message
Now this is truly bad taste.

A pedophile and a little boy are walking in the woods, it's starting to get dark outside. The boy says "I'm getting scared." The pedophile says,"you're scared, I've gotta find my way out of here alone"

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sexpot
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 16)
posted April 10, 2000 02:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sexpot   Click Here to Email sexpot     Edit/Delete Message
This old guy Jake was whittling a
a piece of wood he did not realize that
his pants were unzipped,he almost cuts
off his unit,his unit looks up at him
and says...hey I know we've been in alot
of fist fights before,but I never thought
you'd pull a knife on me!!! he he he

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