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 IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN!!!
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's butt if someone doesn't notice your new haircut. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky looking. Same work... more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, ALL the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its original color. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He's mad at me." You don't mooch off other's desserts. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. You don't have to shave below your neck. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife or your teeth. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th,in 45 minutes.     | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1581 |
"People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them." not true, Ive had chicks do this. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1042 |
Damn Gil, do u know what clomid and nolvadex is for? U need to get that gyno taken care of...  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1344 |
ummmmm.....I would never in 5 milion years change my name, and if I had a garage it would be mine. I detest weddings, and Ive never had a guy stare at my chest. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1042 |
Damn Kat, don't want kids, hate weddings, won't change your name? What's up with that? They're not bad things though. Just wondering. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1344 |
I'm just weird doll | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 4414 |
Sounds like there are some issues there. Maybe she is really a man born a woman.  ------------------ Strength and Honor The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1344 |
something wrong with that chesty? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2716 |
IT'S GOOD TO BE A WO-MAN You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park, and make TONS of new friends Car mechanics fix your problems for free You never have to drive to another gas station because you can get someone else to pump your gas People stare at your chest when you're talking to them...and say YES to anything you ask them A five-day vacation requires you not spending a dime You get extra credit for the slightest cleavage glimpse Your underwear does not have holes in it If you are 34 and single, you can get more play than Wilt Chamberlain if you want You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours and get soem during half time .
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Guru
Posts: 4414 |
Not at all Ms. Kat. If you were a man I would still be all over your like some expensive perfume. Or would that be beer? ------------------ Strength and Honor The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1344 |
LOL @ chesty...I dont' like football or beer though. I'm a wrasslin and tequila kinda girl Ms Shags....like it..like it alot | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4414 |
Okay, how about we wrasstle and I drink tequila off of the inside of your thigh? ------------------ Strength and Honor The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1344 |
hmmmm...I dont really like having sticky thighs.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 195 |
Hmmm...notice about a third of the women's version involves some form of mooching. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1218 |
IT'S GOOD TO BE A GAY GUY: 1. When you have a boyfriend, you double your wardrobe 2. "Our" music doesn't suck 3. Don't have to save for kids' college funds 4. We work harder on our physiques and it shows 5. Jock straps and cockrings 6. It's perfectly acceptable to be a slut 7. Fabulous Academy Award Parties 8. Straight girls want us to do them 9. Straight guys want to be like us 10. Sword fights
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Guru
Posts: 4414 |
I can promise you that your thighs would be far from sticky! I am talented! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1344 |
hmmm....promise? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4414 |
Well, more like garuantee!. And we both have tatoos.------------------ Strength and Honor The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1344 |
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