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 These two topless dancer came over to my friends last night(smelly).
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Guru 
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One of them has a very smelly part on her body. You could smell it through her pants. She kept asking me why I was not paying any attention to her, while my friend was tagging in his room. I just told her I was shy and had a girlfriend. She come sit beside me and started kissing my neck and rubbing my phuckstick. Man the smell was overbarring. She started giving me head. I was still not interested. She just did not understand why I did not want any. She got pissed and just walked into my frieds room and told her friend she would be waiting in the car. I felt bad, but I did not want to tell her she smelled.     | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4489 |
Either way she would have been sitting out in the car, thats a toss up you tell her and she gets pissed and maybe grabs her friend and takes off (bad) you don't tell her she thinks your gay and takes off (also bad). Either way you did the right thing by not submitting to the stanky stanky hippo. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 220 |
Thats sick, You could smell her through her pants. Tell her to shower ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1071 |
Checkmate, u should have told her, "hey, let's take a shower together." Wash her smelly ass then tag it in the shower!!! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2815 |
Thank the lord she is only a topless dancer, otherwise the strip joint would go out of business. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1022 |
you did the right thing checkmate. you should have gave the skag 5 bucks and told her to get some massingil! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 915 |
big buck - you have been well schooled.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1071 |
What can I say....like 2pac said "I get around..." | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2514 |
No Big Buck. That was the Beach Boys that said that. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1071 |
Checkmate, u never heard that song by 2pac? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2514 |
No I just listen to old school rap. 2LiveCrew, NWA, Eazy-E, Rum DMC, the hill clan and others. Nothing new except BIG and he's gone. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1071 |
U gotta get w/ the time Checkmate. I could have swore I heard Eazy E-"gimme that nut" in the background the other day when we made Sailor Girl air tight..... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 807 |
You should have fucked her ass instead..it probally smelled better! Smelly roast is not only unsat, but unacceptable!  ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 393 |
Alright, I have to add my 2 cents in here. This type of thing pisses me off more than anything. Why do women expect guys to go down on them when the poohtang is too ripe. I mean, I don't go to the gym and not shower afterwards, and expect some girl to give me head when I smell like ass. Whenever this happens to me, I will tell the chick straight up that she stinks and needs to do something about it. This is a total lack of respect to any guy. And yes, if this were a guy wanting head with a smelly asshole, then this too is a total lack of respect for the you ladies. This is the type of thing that gives oral sex a bad name. And God knows I like oral sex. MR. BMJ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 264 |
just keep a clothes pin in your back pocket. ------------------ If you dont stand for something, you'll fall for anything. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 25 |
Options options options..... Having "experimented" with a few females I did encounter a smelly slice of fishloaf. If this happens to you here are your options: 1. Suggest a shower. If all else fails tell her that you are leaving for a military deployment and this is your last chance to get a blowjob. Tell her you'll take care of her after you bust nut. This is why you should always have a watch with an alarm that is easy to set - while she's sucking you off set the alarm to go off in ten minutes - there's your way out. Hate to "dis" my fellow females but there really is no excuse (other than a true medical condition) for a smelly hole. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
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Check, You did the right thing. A lot of the advice here is really bad. If her box REEKS, are you going to want to dive right in after a shower? I know I wouldn't. In general, I try to stay away from women who have bad personal hygiene habits. If she doesn't care about that, there are a lot of other things she doesn't care about. You don't want to find out a week later that you have crabs or something else. If it smells that bad, get her the fuck out of the house. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2783 |
Borrow a gas mask next time from Thick Dog and Dive In! He has plenty from his Gold Dust exposure. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 645 |
C'mon Matt, how can pounding her in the ass be bad advice? Take a shower, you didn't say it was a terminal stench so scrub it with a green pad and throw down on the hiney-hole | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1581 |
fuk dat, good thing you stayed away from the smelly cooch. you never know what may have crawled up there and died, even if you cover up the smell with a shower but the puss wouldve continued to run. I woulda told the skank what was up. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2228 |
IF YOU COULD SMELL IT YOURSELF THEN SHE HAD TO OF SMELLED IT TOO ~ ONCE SHE WAS INTHE ISOLATED AUTOMOBILE! HAHA. SORRY CHECK. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1614 |
That's Fucking GROSS! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1302 |
Stank Snatch should not ever be tolerated. If a chick can't or doesn't know she is stank, then she must be an unclean chick. Unless it is "vaginosous) spelling. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 575 |
be strong bother, be strong!!!!!! we feel your pain. let this be a lesson to all the fellas. always have the courage to say, "Bitch, what smells like fish, is that you?" [This message has been edited by fistfullofsteel (edited January 24, 2001).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 282 |
Thats nasty!!! I feel like throwing up just thinking about it... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 780 |
So much for my imitation crab meat and ramen dinner I was going to eat. ------------------ |
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