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Stan O'Zolol

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 154
From:Ste. Roid, Quebec
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posted January 21, 2001 07:46 PM

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You know the significance of clambuterol!


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Anabolicum Mister

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 953
From:Canada
Registered: Mar 2000

posted January 21, 2001 08:21 PM

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You remember when E2 had a job!


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Sailor_Girl

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 846
From:Hartford, WI
Registered: Sep 2000

posted January 21, 2001 09:40 PM

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.....you find Llamas to be sexy

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http://www.geocities.com/allykat_chic


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supersizeme

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 997
From:dallas, tx
Registered: Jun 2000

posted January 21, 2001 09:58 PM

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you are excited to see assface back and you have spoken with theron's mother.


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Sailor_Girl

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 846
From:Hartford, WI
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posted January 21, 2001 10:17 PM

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....you know the significance of midget strippers.

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THE STEEL BEAST

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1483
From:BORN IN A CAVE IN GERMANY AND RAISED BY A SHE WOLF.
Registered: Apr 2000

posted January 21, 2001 10:20 PM

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THE EMBODIMENT OF THE DEVIL IS THERON

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IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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Rex

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 405
From:Philly, PA, USA
Registered: Dec 2000

posted January 21, 2001 10:26 PM

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You know bunny.

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-Plan for the worst; Pray for the best.
-I'm funny?...How? I mean funny, like I'm a clown?...I amuse you? I make you laugh?


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harmonic

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 795
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posted January 21, 2001 11:02 PM

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Can you drink winny..


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supersizeme

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 997
From:dallas, tx
Registered: Jun 2000

posted January 22, 2001 10:22 AM

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bump this is funny shit

you know from pizza man that it is easier to get deeper penetration on an amputee because that other leg isn't in the way.


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havoc

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Posts: 3239
From:The 27th Century, USAtiva
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posted January 22, 2001 10:24 AM

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That people like Supersize actually exist.

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supersizeme

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 997
From:dallas, tx
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posted January 22, 2001 10:27 AM

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you have a favorite sea creature


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
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posted January 22, 2001 10:37 AM

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socks do not go with sandals!!!


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WODIN

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posted January 22, 2001 10:56 AM

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One word....Loves2Juice!

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Jae

Freak

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From:Well it ain't Kansas
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posted January 22, 2001 11:00 AM

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Shaggy you were right.


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madbomber31

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 817
From:taking my yankee ass back to DETROIT CITY!!!
Registered: Dec 2000

posted January 22, 2001 01:52 PM

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shags, bullshit!!!!!!


you've been on elite too long when you expect to get a good conversation going about a certain drug.... and yet, you get told to do a fucking search!

or when you remember the days of NO mods!

or when you think someone here may actually be able to supply an answer....

me? bitter?


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Rotten

Freak

Posts: 1506
From:I'm in your daughter's bedroom right now.
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posted January 22, 2001 02:29 PM

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There wasn't a chat board


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Checkmatebloated

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Posts: 2559
From:Mesquite, Tx
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posted January 22, 2001 03:04 PM

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When 2thick as a vicious needle dealer. Now he is a relaxed salesman.


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kat

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posted January 22, 2001 03:08 PM

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When you can describe, in detail how to perform the Flying Camel.


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Puc

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1093
From:Indy, the
Registered: Jan 2000

posted January 22, 2001 04:20 PM

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the homepage had a trippin' pink color scheme

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slack3r

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 468
From:Tennesee
Registered: Nov 2000

posted January 22, 2001 06:37 PM

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...when you know all 78 victims names of captains 'fucked' list.


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Big Buck

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1109
From:Diego, Cali
Registered: May 2000

posted January 22, 2001 06:50 PM

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Moe Dank was the resident pot head of the board.


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MattTheSkywalker

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From:Atlanta GA
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posted January 22, 2001 06:50 PM

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There was this guy named Macrophage who knew everything about AS.


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good simon

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 119
From: europe
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posted January 22, 2001 07:00 PM

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dino strong was a mod

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"Anyone can train intensely given the right circumstances and knowledge. Any fool can jab themselves with steroids. However, there are very few people in the sport of bodybuilding that are consistently able, day in and day out, to eat their 6-8 meals a day and consume enough calories to reach anabolic extreme."


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Big Buck

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1109
From:Diego, Cali
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posted January 22, 2001 07:01 PM

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Matt, macrophage has been posting recently on the anabolic board.


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good simon

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 119
From: europe
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posted January 22, 2001 07:03 PM

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you turn PRO with 100 posts


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MattTheSkywalker

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From:Atlanta GA
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posted January 22, 2001 07:03 PM

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I know Buck, but there was a time he had more posts than E2.

Also - hell yeah back to the days of 3 mods.

(I was the 6th mod by the way)


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good simon

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 119
From: europe
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posted January 22, 2001 07:04 PM

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you learned of a new way to inject( literally) IN your ass


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Mikey

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 53
From:Just leaving your girlfriends house!
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posted January 22, 2001 07:05 PM

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bikinimom was not a mod.


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Snapper55

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 275
From:Garden City, NY
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posted January 22, 2001 07:09 PM

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you have a bonor


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good simon

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From: europe
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posted January 22, 2001 07:12 PM

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you would see Cockdezl and Twisted go at it.(funny funny shit)

and some great posts from THE TRUTH.


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Stan O'Zolol

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 154
From:Ste. Roid, Quebec
Registered: Oct 2000

posted January 22, 2001 07:59 PM

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the term 'Dirty Sanchez' pops up in everyday conversation.


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winstrol69

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posted January 22, 2001 09:53 PM

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YOU FINALLY FIGURED OUT THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SHOOTING AND DRINKING WINSTROL!!!


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drummerbuilder

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:san francisco, ca, usa
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posted January 23, 2001 10:25 PM

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you checked out "adam's all natural bodybuilding site"


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
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posted January 24, 2001 09:36 AM

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when you miss SPECIAL BILL


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E2

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posted January 24, 2001 10:18 AM

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LOL!!! AM that was hilarious!!!

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supraman

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 570
From:Lexington, Ky
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posted January 24, 2001 02:30 PM

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Yes Clambuterol and LUVS2JUICE are definitely the biggest jokes in the history of the board


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Hardcore4Evr

Elite Bodybuilder

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From:Alabama
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posted January 24, 2001 04:38 PM

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Damnit you guys beat me to it. Luvs2Juice = a classic example of human failure.

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-Paul "Bear" Bryant, Alabama Crimson Tide

EMAIL: [email protected]


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chesty

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posted January 24, 2001 04:44 PM

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You were here just after Elite started.

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At my signal unleash hell.

Strength and Honor

The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick.


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ezes101

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 123
From:FL, USA
Registered: Jun 2000

posted January 24, 2001 05:11 PM

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When you come to the chat board looking for a post that mysteriously disapears from the anabolics site.
eze


ezes101,

You need to change your signature. Nice pic, but we cannot go quite that far. Linking to it is ok:
http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1482108&a=11164716&p=39013041&Sequence=0

Thanks for understanding,
George

[This message has been edited by George Spellwin (edited January 24, 2001).]


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George Spellwin

Administrator

Posts: 727
From:New York, NY USA
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posted January 24, 2001 05:59 PM

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You know you've been around Elite too long when...

You started elitefitness.com back when Joe Weider was still a boy.

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Big Buck

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1109
From:Diego, Cali
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posted January 24, 2001 06:07 PM

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WHOA...god has spoken on this post!!!!


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Stan O'Zolol

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 154
From:Ste. Roid, Quebec
Registered: Oct 2000

posted January 24, 2001 06:45 PM

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...you remember the chat boards' first trouble maker...PimplyAssGlutes.


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johnny_lats

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 99
From:
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posted January 24, 2001 07:23 PM

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Does anyone else remember Anal Aaron from the mid 90's

Later,

JL


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Steelheart

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1328
From:Pierrefonds, QC, Canada
Registered: Apr 2000

posted January 25, 2001 07:50 PM

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When I type this in the "where woman pee" post; OfCourse! Just ask that dude who was fudge packing his girl when she peed from her ass!!! and people actually know the inside joke to this!!!

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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted January 25, 2001 08:21 PM

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You know you have been at Elite for too long when:

You remember Ranger almost got banned for using the word "faggot" on one of his poems,

you remember Y2kelly,


you heard about BPP tearing his pec,

you defended chesty when his pics where posted with the name "Homer Simpson" on another BB board,

you used the ideas on BIG RICK ROCK's post on "how to pick up women",

you don't remember where Mr.H came from,

You supported E2's decision to quit his job and put up a gym,

You remember when quenepo and Genome didn't speak english yet,

you were happy for deepsquat for busting open the oil abces on his glute how else but... Squating!!

and you have been around elite too long when you sit here and write a long ass paragraph on : "You know you've been around Elite too long when..."



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Stan O'Zolol

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 154
From:Ste. Roid, Quebec
Registered: Oct 2000

posted January 25, 2001 08:26 PM

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heheh...Big Rick, I forgot all about your "How to pick up women post". That was a classic.


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Latimer

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1490
From:
Registered: May 2000

posted January 26, 2001 01:31 AM

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Mr. Muscle got his Otomix shoes.


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