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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted January 19, 2001 01:15 PM

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Sometimes you encounter some male individuals who can be very rude ...yet you grit your teeth and try to remain a nice lady

So if I was a guy...I could verbally abuse him and/or beat the crap out of him and get patted on the back for doing so...

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential...Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

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JohnnyO

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posted January 19, 2001 01:16 PM

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Being a man I can get hard sometimes.


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Gilbyag

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posted January 19, 2001 01:18 PM

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wear a padded bra and no one will know the diff... big as thumbs hu sweaty. hehehe ya know I luv ya liver lips


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danielson

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posted January 19, 2001 01:30 PM

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IT WORKS BOTH WAYS!

as a guy, i am expected to be chivalrous (most of you will be falling over with laughter but its true). you obey the manners you've been handed down, hold the door, speak politley etc., essentially be polite.

Yet if you politley and calmly ask them to please move something off the bench you wanna sit at (a clipboard she wasn't even using), she ignores you. You ask again, and she takes it off staring at you like you've just masturbated in front of her. wtf!!!! over here women get away with so much. If they were a guy 1) they wouldn't be so bitchy and 2) if they were i would happily smack them in the jaw.....!

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted January 19, 2001 01:30 PM

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gilyy....love...wearing a padded bra might incur more rude comments...unless of course I suffocate them with it...

but seriously.....that has got to be one of the hardest thing...I need a voodoo doll and a box of pins


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john937

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posted January 19, 2001 01:31 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by AGENT SHAGWELL:
.I could ...or beat the crap out of him and get patted on the back for doing so...


...by a cop arresting you for assault.
You've been listing to too much roid driven testosterone based chest beating.
Just cause some gorilla talks shit about "beat the crap out 'em" doesn't mean nothin'.
Just look at the Hollywood stars that strike their photographers and wind up in court paying damages.
..."I'll beat the crap out of 'em" - It's a myth.


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kat

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posted January 19, 2001 01:39 PM

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I've never been accused of being a lady


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Wombat

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posted January 19, 2001 01:50 PM

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Guys these days that beat the crap out of others , will usually see the court room and regret it 95% time. Its the woman that can get away with it, but as far as being a lady your probably right!


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Troy Aikman

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posted January 19, 2001 01:51 PM

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"I need a voodoo doll and a box of pins"

Oooooooh....I'm sooooo scared.

Stick me, stick me now!


....dumb street hussy


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted January 19, 2001 01:52 PM

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john...I wouldn't beat the crap out of anyone...but I'd thow a few heavy verbal hits..

kat...lol


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Gilbyag

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posted January 19, 2001 01:52 PM

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hehehe, ding, ding, LETS GET IT ON!


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WODIN

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posted January 19, 2001 01:52 PM

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Hey troy, fuckin retire already would ya?!


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john937

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posted January 19, 2001 02:03 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by AGENT SHAGWELL:
...but I'd thow a few heavy verbal hits..

Atta Girl Shags, hit 'em with that honed rapier wit!

I was 6, sitting with my mother in a restraunt. The waiter was being snobbish and haughty.
Mom turned to me, pulled herself up to her highest 5'4 height and raised her voice loud enough for the neighboring tables to hear.
"Son, never allow yourself to be intimidated by anyone making minimum wage..."
Waiter turned 3 shades of red and walked off.


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madbomber31

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posted January 19, 2001 02:35 PM

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hey troy, stick it out one more year... i'd love to see the birds finish you off, so you and irvin can sit together and wait for emmitt to do as much as he can completely alone until he can no longer walk, as he is a very self centered, non team player...

SOON, and the "tripfucks" will all be history... i believe i will celebrate that day...


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blackhaus1

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posted January 20, 2001 03:56 AM

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I just got back from a club over here and this guy like threw himself on me and goes "HOW U DOING" and like groped my stomach...

My response?? "HOW BOUT YOU DON"T TOUCH ME?!?!?!"

Guys are all cocks...

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"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer..."


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bignate73

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posted January 20, 2001 04:53 AM

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get im blackhaus. hehe.
should have maybe loosened him up with a few right crosses first. that would be classic to see at a club. hehe. i would have to buy that girl a drink if i saw that. provided she didnt assault me as well.

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kat

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posted January 20, 2001 09:29 AM

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That sucks Blackhaus...fortunately I haveonly ever once had a guy accost me; I came out of the can at a club and even though I was drunk I saw this guy coming at me from the corner of my eye...he went to grab me, I ducked, took a swing at him and ran like hell for a bouncer.
I was rather glad to know I had good reactions drunk though.


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superdave

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posted January 20, 2001 01:02 PM

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I prey on girls with "issues". They are so easy to bag.

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Redemption.


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Hugh Gellatts

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posted January 20, 2001 01:47 PM

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I was beaten up by a girl once. She was 200+ though and spent all her time playing rec league football (offensive line) and lifting.


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