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Big Buck

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 882
From:San Diego, CA
Registered: May 2000

posted January 17, 2001 01:29 PM

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Little Tommy goes to confession. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is," said Tommy. "And who was the woman you were with?" asked the priest. "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. "Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorry, Father, but I'll not name her." "Was it Cathy Morgan?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now." Tommy walks back to his pew. His
friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Five good leads," said Tommy!!

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The difference between a successful person and others, is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will.
HAVE THE WILL


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Jae

Freak

Posts: 1722
From:Well it ain't Kansas
Registered: Aug 2000

posted January 17, 2001 01:33 PM

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this was funny


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JohnnyO

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Posts: 3662
From:Houston, TX, USA
Registered: Apr 2000

posted January 17, 2001 01:40 PM

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well how fun!


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MrMuscle

Guru

Posts: 3632
From:Norway, the land of the vikings
Registered: Feb 2000

posted January 17, 2001 01:45 PM

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i dont get it

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"Pain, is just weakness leaving your body"

"...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica

"After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest

"Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray

"IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock

"Intensity builds immensity" - Kevin Levrone


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Rex

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 356
From:Philly, PA, USA
Registered: Dec 2000

posted January 17, 2001 02:18 PM

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Hahaha.

MM if ya really didn't get it, the priest named girls that are known for being sluts.

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-Wuuuu.
-Plan for the worst; Pray for the best.
-I'm funny?...How? I mean funny, like I'm a clown?...I amuse you? I make you laugh?


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Rex

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 356
From:Philly, PA, USA
Registered: Dec 2000

posted January 17, 2001 02:19 PM

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Hey maybe we should go to confession.

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-Wuuuu.
-Plan for the worst; Pray for the best.
-I'm funny?...How? I mean funny, like I'm a clown?...I amuse you? I make you laugh?


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