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 Why do fat people never shut up?
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Freak 
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I have been in a boring ass meeting half the day and there is always some fat fuck guy in their running his mouth, making whitty comments etc. Why do fat guys (and some fat chicks) always have something to say, I just sat there staring as they sit with their guts over their belts, while I dreamed of taking a chair and bashing them in the face. ------------------     | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1688 |
their entire body and lifestyles are lazy except their mouths. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1113 |
They're overcompensating. After all, if you can't be good looking, might as well be the life of the party. They're insecure. You're not fat. You're a nice looking guy. What's your excuse? (j/k ... please don't shoot me) | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2712 |
I get scared when I see their mouths opened...something about accidentally getting inhaled... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1073 |
I dont know MP5, but damn, your'e right! May, there you go being mean again..see? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 729 |
you guys are funny. you need to read something by Jung on the subject of "shadows". it will explain why you are so intolerant to fat people. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1113 |
Kat - I wasn't being insensitive. I think MP5 can take care of himself. I bet your ass is as big as a barn door. Now, that's being mean. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1391 |
hehehe, yall fight like sisters | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1113 |
Kat - The sexual tension you have for me is really starting to show ... I'm sorry kid, it ain't going to happen. Move on with your life, you'll find someone, somewhere, I'm sure. Forget about me. I'm all wrong for you. Now go, get outta here! Please, get out. You're tearing my heart out! | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 28 |
I heard that people that are not so obsessed with their looks focus on areas of their life like their jobs, books, television, music. That's why they have more to say. It makes sense to me. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1073 |
Yeah, ok May...that crystal meth starting to kick in now, eh?...Im taking my red wagon and leaving now...sniff.. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1113 |
you got tina? if so, you and I can get jiggy. what the hell ... a hole is a hole. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 77 |
hahaha, shit thick dog, that was funny. yes i agree with you, fat people always has there $0.02, even if the dont know shit, they will always say something, that reflects their lazy fatness. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 197 |
I agree with MP5, alot of the older ones will say shit like ya back when I was your age, I was into that weighlifting stuff, as their fixing there belt with just shit hanging over. I think some of them think if they talk all time that they are burning cals.hehe | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 642 |
they're not talking, they're excercising. ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1574 |
Glad I am not alone on this one! Wombat, there is this FAT guy at my work who was talking to me about lifting and he told me he was a powerlifter in highschool and set all these records. His gut hangs like 5 inches over his belt and he is only like 34. But, he does take fat burners now! Haha ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
I don't care if they talk - they have just as much right to as everyone else. what pisses me off is in the locker room, most people will put a towel around their waste or at least carry one around at some degree of attempting modesty - but there are all these old fat fucks there that are hairy as hell and they just strut around as if I really want to see their fat asses. that bothers me. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 341 |
Why are overweight people [the ones I know(n)] willing to try anything to get into shape except exercise? Perhaps a mystery we will never quite fully understand. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1574 |
They don't have the right to talk and ask questions at the end of meeting when you want to get the hell out of there and they keep asking stupid questions. If they payed attention instead of being a fucking comedian then they wouldn't have to ask questions. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 197 |
I personaly I like the way they look because it just makes me look that much better. You know those days when you feel like blowing the gym off ---then this fat fuck starts talking shit about in his hay day---Then I say to myself, this is why I love to work out--- How about the fat fucks that stare you down when their talking to you-- Like they are in the same league or some shit like that--You see them stick their chest out and try to pump themselves up--- That shit cracks me up--- | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2394 |
crystal and tina? is that like sprite and coke? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1574 |
I like the fat guys in the gym that strut. It is funny to see them bench 205 for a few reps and get up and strut even thought they weigh 260. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
there is a fat bastard here at work like that. he carries a mug around that says something like "stand back, I'm a black belt" and he definitely struts around. I had a conversation with him once and he mentioned that he doesn't go to the gym b/c he is "naturally strong" brilliant. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 77 |
let me just say that fat people always have about 20 excuses why they dont go to the gym, and how working out is a waste of time. try asking them, youll know what im saying. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 34 |
quote: ROFLMAO!!! Damn that was a good one! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 134 |
oh come on now, aren't we being a bit harsh on our corpulent brothers and sisters? anyway, there's an easy way to shut them up. "i used to work out/be bigger than you etc." tune in next week, and i'll show you how to be nice to radical feminists ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 6033 |
quote: HEHEHE.. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 73 |
MP5, you seem to think so much like me it scares me ( in a funny way). I work with this fat guy. I mean he's obese fat! He just got a fancy new haircut and dyed it blonde on top. He walks around and thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. He told me how many compliments he gets from everybody. I thought to myself this guy needs about 6 straight years of cardio to burn all that fat off his pear shaped body. Funny how you can be an almost 300 pound slob and worry about your hair but not your body. Other than being a fat slob, he's a swell guy. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 825 |
They can talk more because they have less to lose. As a socially inept individual who is reasonably attractive, I find that anything I say will most likely come out sounding retarded and detract from the chick's initial impression of me. My latest scheme is to pretend I don't speak much english when I'm at clubs. That should help. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1574 |
Happy Scrappy... Stand back I am a black belt! LMAO! Zenk, I hear you, maybe we are seperated at birth! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4292 |
Problem solved. I carry snickers bars so everytime one of the fattys gets on a role and sstarts blabbering, I calmly un package the snickers (wouldnt want fatty to choke, you KNOW they just toss them into there pie hole wrapping and all) and shove it in there face, I use this as a decoy, we all know this only buys us approx 7-10 seconds, to get the fuck out of there. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 240 |
Biggest bith I ever met in my life was fat, wonder if it a coincidence ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 257 |
Maybe because they actually use their brains, unlike you. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1801 |
quote: Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 364 |
As a former fat person, I have to say that even though I have not changed my personality, people treat me a lot better after losing 80 lbs. It says a lot of things about their weakness of the mind. They could not relate to my ideas, but once the lbs came off, I am a fucking genius? No way! ALWAYS treat people the way you want them to treat you! Not matter what they look like. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 729 |
we're all in the same boat. realistically, many people talk about 260 lb steroid using muscle heads with the same disgust that they talk about 300 lb fat people. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 398 |
quote: Not really. I may not be a 260lb steroid using musclehead, but I'm a 174lb musclehead who is bigger than the average 140lb fellows I walk past every day at school. Do I care if they speak of me with the same disgust that people do about 300lb-ers? Hell no I don't! Why? Because I look better than they do - and I know it. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 685 |
Ok, I don't have anything personal against fat people, but what REALLY pisses me off is how the average joe sees a fat ass as "intimidating" (like when you hear, "man, don't mess with that guy, he's big!" and when you look it's just a 240lbs guy with a big belly) I try to work out dammit! I'm not a small guy, 5'7 and 205lbs not ripped, but lean, and yet the guy who has the huge belly (yet his upper body is half the size of mine) is more intimidating to someone. (This actually happened, some guy told me not to mess with pot belly 'cause he's "big" excuse me? my fucking 47" chest isn't big for you?? just because my waist is 32" means I'm a small guy right??? WTF????) THAT'S WHAT PISSES ME OFF ABOUT FAT FUCKERS!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 685 |
Oh, may I also add that this particular person's (the fat guy) upper body was about (my estimation) 41"-42"? and his waist a good 45" and about 5'11" so obviously I couldn't possible be a match for that guy, 'cause he's "big"... ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1103 |
yea i agree. i would be more intimidated b y a 130 pounder cuz he at least could be quick. but a fat fucker? hell, i'd take on one twice my size any day of the week. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 86 |
okay, here goes. I am sure that I am going to get ridiculed for this, but what the hell. I truly believe that some obese people are loud and do the things they do in order to get noticed. The reasoning behind that is that they want to be noticed. Think about it. Most people that are fat are stared at and ignored. They overcompensate by doing what they do to say, "Hey I am a person too. I am interesting, and a fun person to be around." Which when they are loud like that and don't realize it, they are the total opposite, which leads to the stereotype that most of us have about large people. But then look at it from the other side. I know alot of beautiful people that are just as loud and obnoxious. The difference is that because they are beautiful, men and women, we overlook the brash behavior more so than people who are fat. I teach school and I have to say, that I have some students that are overweight, who are quite and want to blend in. So there are both types. I know this sounds like I am analyzing, and I guess I am some, but I just thought I would put my two cents in. Okay, I am ready for the flames on this. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4292 |
I think on average most fat people or even ugly people have better personalities than us good looking chaps. Although not always the case, but I think because they didnt get the benefit of the doubt that good looking people get - they had to sharpen there humor skills (no not good humor bars, although Im sure they shaprened up on eating those quickly as well lol). Some of the funniest people I know are fattys. And although I love making fun of fat people and fat jokes, I don't understand why some of you hate them. Now we all know that I am one sarcarstic mofo at times and no one ever accused me of being a hummanitarian - but who gives a shit if they want to be fat and indulge in good tasting food? Fat people are not too dis-similiar from body builders (listen for a second) in that they are viewed as freaks (for the most part) just as we are. I am not a fat crusader - but who cares let them do what they want. I can hear the arguments brewing, 'yeah but its always the fattys questioning why we eat the way we do blah blah' but we get that shit from everyone not just the fat ones so you cant hold the fatties any more responsible then twiggy. hehe maybe Im just identifyin with them b/c I have put on a few %'s of bf this bulking season hehe. FREE FATTY! ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 341 |
quote: Hahahaha. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 685 |
What pisses me off also is the fact that, at least me for example, am willing to help these guys (and gals) to lose weight and so on, but they DREAD the gym!! they FEAR doing cardio, and lifting more than 20lbs is UNHEARD OF for them, so what the hell?? ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1073 |
I think all the women should get fat....leaves more men for me  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 197 |
I dont think anyone here actually hates fat people in the sense of actually dispising them. Of course we are stereotyping fat people just as alot of people stereo type us bodybuilders. I personal agree with some of the stereo types that are thrown at fat people and bodybuilders. I as a bodybuilder have to prove that I am not the typical BB that we are portrayed as. That is ok by me, in doing what we do(lift-weights) we take on the responsibility----Most people look at BB as a waste of time or we are just outcast--but if truth be told, it is because of the jealously of most people. I dont know anyone that is jealous of say a 300 pound guy with 35% bodyfat. Their are 2 total diff. issues going on when you compare the 2. This thread i think is just alot of joking around so I apologize to any of you who consider yourself fat. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1103 |
another point to add is that if you look like a BBer, chances are it took alot of discipline and will power to get to that point (then again i'd say 75% of ripped people are genetically ripped and put zero effort into it). if you are fat you instantly show you have very little will power. anyone can be in decent shape regardless of genetics. i think genetics make some people unable to get fat much more than it makes people unable to get in shape. sad but true. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 23 |
FAT PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 610 |
It truly amazes me how people will come up with excuses for not exercising. My brother was into working out for a while and has the genetics for it. He's short, broad shoulders and chest, big legs. He is just unmotivated. I talk to him on the phone and he's like "yeah I may join the gym with you and we could work out together I dunno." I hope he does because I have been in need of a spotter lately. There are a few people who are over weight or out of shape that I talk to and try to get them into lifting weights. Like some of my little 90 pound buddies at school. They always say things like "you still lift weights dude, why do you do that...why do you want to be strong?" That comment always gets me, all I can think is they must be totally ignorant, who would not want to look better and feel better about themselves if given the chance? I love to workout, its fun, it does so much for you. I guess I, and the rest of us, are more motivated than most people. Who knows, oh well we do not need overcrowded gyms anyway. Lets just tell them they'll always be fat/small/out of shape so they'll leave our gyms alone. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 200 |
Some personell dept's wont hire an obese applicant, because the odds are high that he has an emotional problem. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 86 |
Ion, I am not knocking you, but that is called discrimination. I would hope that whoever is in a management position would have the brains enough to hire someone on their capability rather than their age, weight, race or religion. I know I could not work for someone who did otherwise. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 86 |
Oh yes, and BUFFTECH, what a small person you are. I hope for your sake that you are a teenager because I would hope an adult would not say something so immature. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 321 |
I have only recently have felt this way do to security people in various clubs and other locations that do not need them. IE: ER Rooms, only if the ER staff are'nt a bunch of liars and believe me I know of what I talk about. Having this kind experience and the muscle to surprize the bastards, I would not hesitate to take on one of them. I don't care what they think, whoever tries to lay their fat hands and stupid brain on my body then and only the then, will then be open to civil litigation. I like the smell of money from such assholes, suing them is worthwhile. Believe me I was almost killed by one of the bastards almost 20 years ago, and only now can I sue them now if they fuck up again with Workers Comp, if they fail now the situation now ends up on the legal table like it happened yesterday. If they, the employer at the time automatically fail on this, they will pay whatever I want within reason, like around 5 to 10 million. I am going to love this as it was never settled right. This was all caused by the Oregon State Workers Comp., laws that were changed to protect the employer and that cut my rights off over a matter that should have been in my right to sue the employer at the time. I have had enough of such slobs. Enough said. |
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