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Valdez

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From:wa
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posted January 10, 2001 03:24 AM

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why, well because nutritionally speaking cum is very high in protein. since I haven't eat'en in the last 2 hours the addition of vodka was necessary (mostly for taste purposes)

also alcohol contains 7kcals per gram making this a "complete" meal.

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE I'M TOTALLY FUCKING WITH ALL OF YOU, BWHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
god I have a distasteful sense of humor.

"cum" to think of it this is by far the stupidest post I've ever made.

I dare you to respond! if your online now, this will be deleted tomorrow morning.

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Valdez

Elite Bodybuilder

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From:wa
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posted January 10, 2001 03:33 AM

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honestly has anyone ever been able to convince a chick that she should shallow for this reason? prob. not

speaking of drinking cum: http://www.semenex.com/elixir.htm this picture is not that gross, but not appropriate to post in the thread.
Sorry if I affended anyone, I should have posted this on rotten's board instead.

I haven't came in a chicks mouth in a while, it's going on my "things to do list."

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Twisted91

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posted January 10, 2001 03:37 AM

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I swear to you i have actually used that line when my chick was a rookie head giver.

Latimer

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posted January 10, 2001 03:46 AM

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I was about to say, it's time to lay off the sauce.

Valdez

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posted January 10, 2001 03:53 AM

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I was afraid I'd be flamed to holy hell for this stupid post. see you tomorrow jackasses!

GutsyGirl

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From:Ontario, Canada
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posted January 10, 2001 08:26 AM

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Valdez- Your posts crack me up

Wombat

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From:El Cajon CA USA
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posted January 10, 2001 01:18 PM

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I have a friend that used to tell me that he would be fucking a chix and blow on her chest and face and then lick it off her. He claims it drives them crazy---But if you ask me< I think he is fucking crazy!

Snapper55

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:Garden City, NY
Registered: Jun 2000

posted January 10, 2001 02:01 PM

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thats pretty gross man
hey, what would that drink be called anyway?

Snapper55

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:Garden City, NY
Registered: Jun 2000

posted January 10, 2001 02:03 PM

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how about the Snow Man?

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