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JohnnyO

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From:Houston, TX, USA
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posted December 29, 2000 11:03 AM

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There are several men sitting around in the locker room club after exercising.

Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

- "Hello?"
- "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
- "Yes."
- "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! May I buy it?"
- "What's the price?"
- "Only $1,500.00."
- "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
- "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked and spoke with the salesman. He gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
- "What price did he quote you?"
- "Only $60,000..."
- "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
- "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
- "What?"
- "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
- "How much are they asking?"
- "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
- "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
- "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!"
- "Bye...I do too..."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:

- "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


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Rotten

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From:I'm in your daughter's bedroom right now.
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posted December 29, 2000 11:06 AM

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That was a good joke. The wife better swallow if she's going to blow that much cash.


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The Shadow

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From:Georgia
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posted December 29, 2000 11:07 AM

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hehehehehe


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