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 Funny voicemail ideas
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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I need some ideas for my voicemail. Help me out! ------------------     | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 3140 |
Say "damn.. how does this thing works... I wonder if it's recording.. I read the directions and I still can't figure out this piece of ... BEEEEP!" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 941 |
Set the message to act like you pick up the phone, but can't hear what the other person is saying. "Hello...Hello...I'm sorry could you please speak up....Hello...Hello????...BEEP. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 683 |
lol! I like both those ideas. But the thing with Shadow's is it's my cell phone voice mail and there's an automated chic that answers it or whatever and then it plays my message. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 683 |
C'mon guys. Help me out here!!! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2296 |
PLEASE!!! SOMEONE write something.....so she stops posting that DEVIL PIC!!!! Its scary  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 570 |
Hi, this is Silvio. Leave a message and I'll call you soon... Leave a sexy message and I'll call you sooner. ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 31 |
Hi, you've reached The Sailor Girl (or whatever) Fan Club. If you'd like to join the Fan Club, press one now. If you'd like to leave a message for Sailor Girl, leave a message at the tone. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3060 |
and you call yourself "bsmooth"?.. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3140 |
hehe.. i vote for this, <pant> oohh.. wait.. my ass is on the cell phone.. ok, ooh go faster <pant> faster... <pant> oh yes.. YES!! Bring it on home to mama YES! OH!.. Beep. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 318 |
Take JohnnyO's advice, that would be pretty damn funny. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 683 |
Well...considering sailor boy calls me on this phone that might not be a good idea but hell.....it's hilarious so I'll give it a shot! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 941 |
Sailor Girl - if you use that message, send me your telephone # via E-mail. I want to hear you talk dirty while I look at your she-devil pic. Schwing!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 683 |
I don't think Mrs.Shadow would approve. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 941 |
I didn't say I would put it on the Speaker Phone - What do you think i am?? A perve??? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 683 |
Well....even if I don't put that on my voicemail would ya still call? (I remembered my parents call me on this phone too....that voicemail could get me in trouble!) ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 941 |
Darlin' - I'll call you anytime(or thing) you want.. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 140 |
http://www.answeringmachine.co.uk/answer/home.htm | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 140 |
Goofy, hard to understand text to speech. Fill in the demo blank. http://www.flexvoice.com/demo.html | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1320 |
i wanna hear that too.. and im not afraid to say i'd put it on speaker phone.. lay back in my recliner.............. and well..... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 683 |
Hey Spunky....I wouldn't want you to contaminate your mom's toothbrush again. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1394 |
Go to Napster- and do a search for Answering Machine. They have some funny ones. My current one is Howard Stern saying "you've reached the right house, but you're speaking to Howard Stern. The person you're trying to reach is an imbecile and is probably playing with himself right now." They have a good one called "confused"- |
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posted December 28, 2000 10:57 AM
"BITCH! You can't do this to me!" Silvio
