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 Gay Guys...Truth or Myth...
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Mutant   
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The gerbil thing. Any truth to these stories? Especially the ones with the gerbil, the cardboard tube, the match, the fart and the flying singed gerbil. ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 916 |
Armageddon!!!!! (No I am not gay) ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3316 |
You sure do have some fancy candlabra's for a guy who isn't gay! LMAO!!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 365 |
I wanna know the answer, but, I don't wanna know the answer... I'm more concerned of the fact that Wodin asked the question  Do you have soemthing to confess, Wodin [This message has been edited by ~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~ (edited February 13, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 350 |
Fantom's Labrynth was decorated by Liberace. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 4453 |
That's a very funny story, and I posted that story about a couple of months ago. of course it's a myth. I couldn't imaging something with claws and teeth up there... i'm wary of fingers with nails! | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3316 |
JohnnyO, you crack me up bro. There's pound to be one guy who likes it really ruff! Onekick - I got nothing to confess, I'm an exit only kind of person.. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 123 |
ain't no myth partner...i work at a hospital(emergency) here in canada and beleive me when i tell you that the gerbil thing ain't no myth.the beer bottle is another good one,especially when it cracks because of the heat!!!sorry for the disgusting mental picture,but it's true...uhhhhhhhhhh ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 4453 |
This is an actual article from the Los Angeles Times: "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake, but I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told amused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a "feltching" session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Andrew shouted 'Armageddon"...my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference a hospital spokesperson described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face, It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. TOP 10 SCARIEST THINGS ABOUT THIS STORY: 10) "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum..." Hello!! 9) "...so I peered into the tube..." Aaaaaahhhhh! I'm sorry, but that's like looking through a telescope into hell. I'd rather use binoculars to stare at the sun. 8) That poor gerbil being shot out of that guy's ass like Rocky the Flying Squirrel on Rocky and Bullwinkle. 7) Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of someone's anus? I'm just guessing here, but I seriously doubt the said gerbil was springtime fresh after his little journey into Kiki's "tunnel of love." 6) People are walking around with these volcano-like pockets of gas in there rectums? 5) People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were doing when taken to the emergency room? Sorry, but I think I would have made up a story about a gang of raving, pyromaniac, anal sex fiends breaking into my house and sodomizing me with a charcoal lighter before I admitted the truth. 4) "First and second degree burns to the anus." Wouldn't this make the burning itch and discomfort of hemorrhoids a welcome relief? How does one ever take a healthy dump after something like this? And the smell of burning anus must be in the top five most horrible scents on the face of God's green earth. 3) People named "Kiki" which is obviously a Polynesian word for "Idiotic white men who insert rodents up their butts." 2) What kind of hospital would hold a press conference about this? 1) This happened in Salt Lake City? What kind of people are those Mormons? I'm starting to get a whole new image of the Osmond family. [This message has been edited by JohnnyO (edited February 13, 2001).] | ||
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Mutant
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LMAO!!! That was funnier than the original story!! ------------------ | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1664 |
I sincerely thank you for that article, my day will be much brighter having read that... I am ROLLING OVER AND LAUGHING MY F*CKING ASS OFF!!! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 11 |
It is not true, simply an urban legend. You can visit the site below to read why. http://www.baywindows.com/gerbil.asp One that is true is the guy that stuck a broomstick up his wazoo and was using the shower curtain rod to lift himself up and down on the stick. The curtain rod broke loose and he impaled himself on the broomstick. OUCH. Needless to say he is pushing up daisies now. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 4453 |
bump .. it's funny! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 150 |
Funny but not true. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 479 |
LOL@johnny! | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1657 |
It's an urban legend ... jeesh you people are gullible. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 70 |
Johnny, that story's been around for a long time. Another big flaw in it that you forgot to mention is that a "feltching session" (correct spelling is felching) has nothing to do with gerbils, but rather with eating your freshly shot load out of your partner's hole. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 4453 |
yuk! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1305 |
I've heard about some guys that do this.. From what I hear it involves 1 tube and 1 gerbil minus teeth and claws. I think it is bullshit myself... personally, I love animals so I'd have nothing to do with this. Then again there are some very strange people out there. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 278 |
YOUR ALL WRONG. That article is totally real! When I was in high school I used it on current events day after reading that shit in the paper! That what he posted is EXACTLY what I cut out of my newspaper and brought in for current events  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 60 |
1.) How would a rodent of ANY size survive without oxygen? 2.) Don't you think the ASPCA would be on these people like flies on rice? 3.) I would think that people (gay or otherwise) could / would find more constructive items to insert into anal cavities. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 77 |
This is some nasty shit! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1079 |
i shoved a cat in my ass once ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3316 |
Okay, next question. Is it true that there are clubs where you go in and just put you member through a whole in a wall and whoever/whatever is there ends up with your tool as a joy toy? ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 4453 |
You are talking about a "glory hole" .. none of the clubs have that here .. .. you're wanting the bookstores. You know, you pay to get in the back, they have all these booths, there are glory holes in some of the booths, and you watch porn for 2 minutes a quarter. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3316 |
Why would someone stick there dick into a place they cant see? Don't people worry about getting it wacked off or bit or something? | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 4453 |
I don't know .. I know of no biting or cutting issues with the glory holes. Last time I was in a bookstore ... i was 24 and someone caught my eyes, and we went into neigboring booths, started in the hole before joining each other in the same booth. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 350 |
Johnny, there have to be some glory holes at the Houston Midtown Spa, or Club Baths. There just has to be. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 4453 |
haha .. I've never been to Houston Midtown, and I was 19 last time I went to Club Houston .. I don't remember any in there, but I wasn't looking either. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 388 |
There was a guy in my town that died of a heart attack while getting his knob polished in a glory hole at the adult bookstore! |
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