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 Elite Between the Sheets
 My dick is soooo biggg..........
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 752 |
That it has to be measured with the Richter Scale.
Your turn ------------------ If you enjoy it today you can always do it again tomorrow.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1055 |
Mine is so big, if I turn around in a cornfield they think aliens have landed. Mine is so long, I use a sleeping bag to keep the end warm. Mine is so thick it makes this post look intelligent. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 350 |
I refuse to sit on a toilet seat. The water's too cold. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
it's in 3 different time zones! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 157 |
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 853 |
Mine is so big that when I get a boner they think a new building has been erected. "No, its not an newly erect building, its just my massive penis!" I made that one up myself. Ya know how on buildings it says "erected 2001" or whatever the date is. Okay maybe a lame joke, its late. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 752 |
My dick is so big it has its own area code. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 2372 |
My dick is so big that it's bigger than your dick. | ||
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Cyborg   
Posts: 4840 |
My dick is so big that it took God 7 days to construct it. The Big Bang was not a cosmic explosion that created galaxies it was the first time that I got an erection. My dick is so big that people say they like it...he he he ------------------
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 510 |
My dick is so big it is often confused for a tree and squirells climb up it looking for a couple of nuts. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1085 |
my dick is so big it could kick your dicks ass ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1085 |
my dick is so big your mom felt it ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 432 |
My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 16 |
my dick is so big in the census it is counted as 2 members of my household .. pretty lame.. ------------------ | ||
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Cyborg
Posts: 4840 |
I like my wee-wee! ------------------
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 269 |
I'm not fat, its just that my dick is so big I have to wrap it around me. ------------------ |
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posted February 12, 2001 09:24 PM
