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"I'm a Princess"

que_66

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A friend sent me this in an email and I thought I'd share:


The Princess.
An Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put you trays up that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines, I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country I am called a princess. I take orders from no one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well sweet-cheeks in my country I’m called a queen so I out rank you. Tray up bitch.”
 
que_66 said:
A friend sent me this in an email and I thought I'd share:

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country I am called a princess. I take orders from no one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well sweet-cheeks in my country I’m called a queen so I out rank you. Tray up bitch.”


:FRlol:

OFG - that nearly made me ... well, I laughed really hard...
 
LOL...

Post 9/11 however, if you're flying on a US airline, that will get you escorted off the plane & charged w/ a federal violation & spend the next x yrs at the Guantanamo terrorist insurgent section.
 
que_66 said:
A friend sent me this in an email and I thought I'd share:


The Princess.
An Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put you trays up that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines, I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country I am called a princess. I take orders from no one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well sweet-cheeks in my country I’m called a queen so I out rank you. Tray up bitch.”




ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I have to send that to my brother and friends...
 
que_66 said:
A friend sent me this in an email and I thought I'd share:


The Princess.
An Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put you trays up that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines, I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country I am called a princess. I take orders from no one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well sweet-cheeks in my country I’m called a queen so I out rank you. Tray up bitch.”

LMFAO!!

*sigh
I love queens.
 
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