The 8.8 (ish) is the guy who started me lifting........he pulled 723 @ 198lb, 365ish bench (the only lift I can beat him on!) and squatted around 660. The more I lift the more I realise how big an accomplishment this was.
I figured that as I haven't competed that was the next best thing. Sorry about spoiling your fun deceiver. For what it is worth, my gym lifts (no equipment except chalk) give me a 6.4.