As a matter of fact I do have that problem little brother. My wife has been telling me I cannot gain any more weight because the biggest neck she can find in a dress shirt is 18 1/2 which I am wearing right now. And they are getting snug. I am too short for the big and tall shops, so I am going to be hurting for clothes pretty soon.
It is funny, she doesn't want me to be a skinny little guy, but she doesn't want me to get bigger, because I can't find clothes. . . I guess that means I have acheived perfection. Can't go up, or down.
And Mrs. Benchmonster's hand is just fine now. It really could have been bad, we were lucky, and I will know better than to leave the racks that high again.
B.