Why does choking the turkey make you so hungry?

[econanalyst]

Every time I pull the pin I seem to become to friggin hungry, I swear I can eat twice as much. Why the hell is this?

 

[Latimer]

I've never choked the turkey.

 

[econanalyst]

choking the turkey is a term for jerking off. Are you trying to tell me you've never masturbated?

 

[Latimer]

I've choked the chicken thousands of times. Never the turkey though.

 

[WODIN]

Yeah...what is this turkey you speak of? Chicken yes, turkey never...

FLOGGIN the LOG is another one you should work into conversation sometimes.

 

[Gilbyag]

turkey... get it right...

 

[Latimer]

I thought Colonel Sanders' chicken was the only chicken that was finger licking good.

 

[Gilbyag]

I thought Colonel Sanders' chicken was the only chicken that was finger licking good.

 

[Evildee]

I'm sorry but did he say "pull the pin?".......WTF is pull the pin?.....why can't we all just call it like it is we're



JERKING OFF!!!!!!

 

[GaryWary]

Dating Pam (palm) and her four sisters......

Bashing the bishop

Smacking the donkey

pulling your pudding

wanking

hand-shandy

etc etc