who is your ULTIMATE ELITE FITNESS DATE?

[satanic goatslayer]

I'd like to rip out hotbuffet's eyes and violate her with SliceofPeach2's hideously fat fingers, then kick the shit out of cozmokramer and burn all three of them until their fat is rendered.

 

[The Ranger]

YUMMY...!!! I'll bring the bread and wine my man....<evil satanic grin>

Ranger

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I reckon that one helping of SliceofPeach2 stew would probably clog all of my arteries and kill me.

 

[Paulos]

Me, Spatts, A baby Seal, 3/4 lbs of ground hamburger, a bottle of draino, and a shovel.

I'll leave that to your imagination.

 

[Citruscide]

I never tell but there are a few people actually and wow wow wow if I could take them all and make them into a human s'more I could die tomorrow utterly content.

The fuck are you talking about? Planet Velvett is losing orbit ladies and gentlemen.

I take it you mean there are some people on this board you want to do the dirty with, screw some boards in, clean your pipes out, hmm... just plain fuck?!

Ok, I get it... Planet Velvett talks in codes... speaking of codes... anyone heard from him?

C

 

[velvett]

I take it you mean there are some people on this board you want to do the dirty with, screw some boards in, clean your pipes out, hmm... just plain fuck?! \
C

Um.

No, not looking for a pipe cleaning.
What I really meant but did not say that there are several people here that could be molded into one super *mate* as it were and since that would never happen there's no real reason to ponder the thought of it.





















Do the dirty.......... LOL kinda like a *rusty nail* stirred not shaken in a tall glass.

 

[PHATchik]

What I really meant but did not say that there are several people here that could be molded into one super *mate* as it were and since that would never happen there's no real reason to ponder the thought of it.

I agree.

 

[Citruscide]

Uhhh... Women never happy... they have to take 2 or 3 different men because just one isn't good enough. LOL... TESTIFY!

"I want to have all three aspects of those men to make me happy!" -- True, there are times I wouldn't mind combining 3 women... but then I'm like... what the heck am I going to do with 6 arms and 6 legs? I mean 12 boobies would be cool... but I've only got one cock... ya know?

I'd be happy with a woman who wanted sex as much as I do... drop a feather... sex, look at me ... sex, brush by me going to the kitchen....sex, walk within 5 feet of me near the bedroom... sex. Is that too much to ask???

C

 

[big4life]

Um.

What I really meant but did not say that there are several people here that could be molded into one super *mate* as it were and since that would never happen there's no real reason to ponder the thought of it.

See, you have never seen my special blender I have. I take one part each of velvett, starfish, polarpixie, PHATchik, mix well, and out comes my dream weekend.






I will probably die at the end, but I will be smiling.

 

[PHATchik]

Uhhh... Women never happy... they have to take 2 or 3 different men because just one isn't good enough. LOL... TESTIFY!

"I want to have all three aspects of those men to make me happy!" -- True, there are times I wouldn't mind combining 3 women... but then I'm like... what the heck am I going to do with 6 arms and 6 legs? I mean 12 boobies would be cool... but I've only got one cock... ya know?

I'd be happy with a woman who wanted sex as much as I do... drop a feather... sex, look at me ... sex, brush by me going to the kitchen....sex, walk within 5 feet of me near the bedroom... sex. Is that too much to ask???

C

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Sigh, I'm not saying that I couldn't find one guy on this board that would make me happy. I know for a fact that I could.

I was simply agreeing with the fact that if you mixed some of the guys on this board together, you have one hell of a guy.