Who here is the worst at flames/comebacks?

[Lumberg]

I have to admit

that the best phrase I have ever heard in a flame was something like

"my verbiage is like a paddlewheel of dicks slapping you in the face, driven by your own hot air"

it makes me laugh just to type it

a)who wrote this
b)to whom was he referring
c)what was the title of the thread?

(no using the search finction)

JC

 

[HighIntensity]

I have to admit

that the best phrase I have ever heard in a flame was something like

"my verbiage is like a paddlewheel of dicks slapping you in the face, driven by your own hot air"

it makes me laugh just to type it

a)who wrote this
b)to whom was he referring
c)what was the title of the thread?

(no using the search finction)

JC

a) who else, Havoc
b) Cornholio maybe?
c) no fuckin clue

 

[Puc]

you fuckers are pretty pathetic... WHY? you ask... you act like a bunch of third graders. You exude arrogance when you sense someone is challenging your manhood, and shrivel up in a ball when offers a compliment.

Dballer is the biggest baby on here. He seems to need the verification of others while he mindlessly spews redneck propaganda. If you piss him off, the first thing he does is insult you, and then he runs around the room trying to get as many other kids to agree with him as he can. Oddly enough, after each hate induced incident, he seems to forget all of the insults he hurls and how badly he despises someone. He hates me one week, and the next week he hates wodin so he seeks my verification on how big of an ass wodin is... next time he picks someone to hate on, he is after wodin's verification, too. It is fucking pathetic.

Then there is havoc, who wonders why I constantly call him a narcissist. Well, havoc, the reason is simple. I don't envy you -- I am not jealous -- like you often purport, but instead, I despise the fact that you toss meat to the wolves (the rest of elite) and then go and climb up a tree and giggle while we fight. It pisses me off that you feel you have that right. Even if you do not give a flaming turd what happens in this chat, you must realize that others do, and that by tossing crap in the fan you are implicitly stating that you are better than everyone else -- that their time and emotions are meaningless when compared to your bong-induced mutterings.

Maybe you do have everything figured out, but how dare you disrespect me like that? That is bullshit.

Wodin, on the other hand, never actually says anything at all, instead preferring to hide in the corner and giggle. Tossing the occasional inane reference to eating popcorn in a movie theater. Okay the diatribe and debate of others is worthy of your amusement. good for you. you and havoc must simply be better than everyone else.

everyone else, that is, except for happyscrappy and code. These two are grand... For some odd reason they feel compelled to post AI and internet security questions even though no one else here gives a flying fuck. I've got news for the two of you, no matter how many roided up bodybuilders you confuse with your inane crap, it won't make up for the fact you didn't breast feed long enough, nor will it placate your inner self loath and insecurities. If you want to argue about computers, go do it somewhere where the people you are talking with actually have a chance of besting you.. It makes things more challenging. But then again, you would never risk an ego blow like that.

BMOM is my favorite, though, this bitch and her 4 inch clit need to stop acting all HIGH and MIGHTY and using aggravating mixed caps to emphasize what she is typing. BMOM, I have news for you, meaningless crap and MEANINGLESS CRAP have the exact same meanings.

Speaking of typing in upper case, KAYNE, THE STEEL BEAST, and everyone else who opines in big letters needs to go and fuck themselves.

HighIntensity, Canadian Oak, curling, and a few others here need to shoot themselves. face it kids, you are MORONS! I'd take Corky from life goes on against the three of you in Jeopardy.

okay I am going to go and jerk off now. fucksticks.

 

[Lao Tzu]

You guys all suck. You all a bunch of pussies afraid to step up to the ring and throw down the first blow... instead you all hide in the corner waiting for the open sucker punch...

close this thread. The pussy feast if done.

Bitch, we'll talk to you when we need advice on how to go from being a raging fatass to a mild fatass.

 

[CrimsonKing]

Puc forgot me!

 

[FBI]

okay, i'm here to tell the truth:

havoc - seems to have the webster's college dictionary memorized, that's about it. no real meat to his flames, just a bunch of clever words trying to hide the fact that he really isn't that intelligent.

darkstooth - i didn't realize you were 15 and 135 pounds, so i've been cutting you some slack ever since i found out, but pound for pound you have to be the dumbest poster on our little chat board, becuase i think most of the time you're really trying, unlike someone like hippedy hop or decem who is just funny. if you were a kangaroo you would be borderline retarded.

HI - i don't like your faggot ass, and i still need your pics, but you're a pretty good flamer you fag.

decem - great flamer

HS - funniest poster on here

wodin - you're too nice to everyone, we all know you're joking if you flame, so you don't even count.

the ranger - you make me want to puke. all you do is flirt with every girl that posts. if a girl starts a thread, i don't even look, because the next post after hers is going to be you flirting.

AAA - i lied little darkstooth, AAA is dumbest poster. you still going to kick my ass because i use slugs in my sawed off at home and not buckshot??? what a fucking genious, wants to fight me over the type of ammo i use in my guns.

and how can i forget thriller, the white guy who is racist against white guys. i'm still waiting for that little hate monger to be banned.



more to come as ya'll inspire me.

 

[Puc]

good call about darkwhateverthefuck FBI

 

[FBI]

good call about darkwhateverthefuck FBI

muchas gracias

 

[NY Muscle]

BMOM is my favorite, though, this bitch and her 4 inch clit need to stop acting all HIGH and MIGHTY and using aggravating mixed caps to emphasize what she is typing. BMOM, I have news for you, meaningless crap and MEANINGLESS CRAP have the exact same meanings.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[CrimsonKing]

Bitch, we'll talk to you when we need advice on how to go from being a raging fatass to a mild fatass.

LMAO!

Weak! Go home to your momma its time for your bresat feeding.