the world is flat club - i know i know.. it's a dumbass name... but just look at it's founders.. unable to grasp even the most elementary philisophical concepts.. unable to think out of the box (shit.. who are we kidding.. he's unable to actually form a mental picture of a box)... he's a shoe-in for president...
and lastly.. the "i'll never make it above blue-collar status" organization.. now i know in the poll i said factory worker.. but i could be off.. i mean there are plenty of jobs out there that he meets the qualifications for.. i mean there's mail sorter (nah - to much attention to detail required), supermarket produce boy (this would be perfect, as he'd have access to bait to lure his next unsuspecting goat), box opener (after all.. with as many times as he watched his mom open her box over and over in the truck stop phone booth in order to by junior some zingers for supper.. he'd be almost overqualified), he could work at the local lube rack changing oil (between applying lube for his mom's customers that liked to take the back door.. and lubing up his best goat betsy.. he's got all kinda qualifications here too).... and the list goes on.. (as long as it doesn't require counting, reading, writing, thinking, etc)...