What funny names has your bf/gf called you?

[kunta]

i've been called T-Rex,,,, cause i look like a T-Rex walking backwards

 

[KAYNE]

I WONDER WHAT MAY CALLS MUSCLEPIG AND BULL WHEN THEY ARE FUCKING..........WAIT........NO I DONT!!! DONT TELL ME. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO KNOW THAT??? DAMN THATS SICK.

KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

Granny never says that.

DAMN DUDE THATS SICK!!!

KAYNE

 

[Sassy69]

"Mr. Happy" (him)

Another bf wanted me to call him "Big Papa Pump" but I couldn't do it and keep a straight face.

Another one was "Pencil Dick"...

 

[smallmovesal]

i used to say mr happy too.. heehee also i used to say mr peepers because it sounded so ridiculous.

 

[ciscokid1]

dumbass, fuckface, shithead, can't really think of any thing nice that I was ever called. Mother Fucker maybe if that can be considered nice.

 

[Sexual Mustard]

I liked to call my ex "My little defacation station" because she always took a shit. Much more than any normal woman.

 

[KAYNE]

I'VE CALLED MINE A BUNCH OF NAMES BUT TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT THEY WERENT FUNNY!!! MOSTLY WHEN WE WERE FIGHTING. LOL.

KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

DIRTY WHORE
SCUMBAG BITCH
DIRTBALL
FUCKING BITCH
LYING BITCH
FUCKING LYING BITCH
DIRTY LYING WHORE
SLUTBAG TRAMP
DIRTY LYING WHORE
NFL GROUPIE WHORE
TRAILOR PARK SLUT (EVEN THOUGH HER FATHER MAKES WELL INTO SIX FIGURES, SHE ACTS LIKE A TRAILOR WHORE SOMETIMES)
STUPID BITCH
NOT VERY SMART BITCH
NOT VERY INTELLIGENT BITCH
NFL GROUPIE WHORE
NFL GROUPIE WHORE
NFL GROUPIE WHORE
LOWLIFE SCUM

I'M SURE THERE ARE MORE BUT YOU GET THE POINT. AND YES, I REALLY DID CALL HER THESE NAMES. SHE'S EARNED THEM. I WOULDNT SAY THEM TO A NORMAL PERSON.

KAYNE

 

[HamHock]

For those who didnt get what I was saying, I was implying that my granny is also my gf. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. yuck. yuck.

Yes we get it, 3 posts about your fucking decrepid haggy incontinent grandma and your weird facination with her 80 yr old saggy snatch.....maybe you should post one with pics of you mounting that toothless old flabby flatulent gasbag to make your point really clear.

Suicide, castration, institutionalization, psychotropic medication; these are some things you really need to look into.