wanna talk right down to earth in a language that everybody

[addickt]

nah, I was saying that there are stranglin's for all.

I was gonna take his toothbrush and stick it in the cat's ass, but I thought that would be mean to the cat. then I was gonna stick it in my ass... but then I didn't know which was his.
so I just wrote him an email threatening his life.

some men, you just can't reach.

My wife loves to be strangled. I also stuck a "Hello Kitty" flashlight in her pussy once. I didnt think of the irony at the time, ...............but now when I look back, I guess the Lord does work in mysterious ways.

 

[smallmovesal]

lol - true enough, but not what I was referring to.

plus I think my housemate used that too.

he is a crafty fucker.

well i used his toothpaste one of the nights because i couldn't find mine... that really doesn't give one much of a sense of retribution though.

 

[HappyScrappy]

my coworker when told of the story had the brilliant suggestion that I get AIDS and then cut myself up with the razor and hope that he gets infected.
upon hearing that one, another coworker suggested that I just fuck my housemate in the ass.

I feel the latter is a win win situation - I'm happy, he's hurt, and I'm happy again.

I also considered giving his snowboard that is sitting in our hallway to the homeless guy with the shopping cart that lives in front of our house begging and looking for cans... but I was like, what the fuck is a homeless guy gonna do with a snowboard? and then I was like... exactly.

 

[Peyote Killa]

coworker suggested that I just fuck my housemate in the ass.

and then I was like... exactly.

You should try it, he is quite the Italian Stallion, although we broke up a while back, I lay at night and ponder what it would be like just one more time.

O Well

 

[HappyScrappy]

PK - you are sort of weirding me out lately - you are using many references that so far the only other people I know that make them are my close friends.
I suppose since I am uncreative and am simply a sheep that will regurgitate all that it is fed from pop culture, it was only a matter of time before someone else would say the same thing back....

am I talking?
probably not.

 

[smallmovesal]

or when in doubt just imagine what he and his gf are doing with your razor when they shower together

 

[Peyote Killa]

You know what is really funny, I was thinking about that when I was typing my last post.

I was saying to myself,and laughing at the same time. I bet some part of this will freak him out. I'm sorry, but maybe I do know you, and I don't know it?

 

[Train Harder]

my coworker when told of the story had the brilliant suggestion that I get AIDS and then cut myself up with the razor and hope that he gets infected.
upon hearing that one, another coworker suggested that I just fuck my housemate in the ass.

I feel the latter is a win win situation - I'm happy, he's hurt, and I'm happy again.

I also considered giving his snowboard that is sitting in our hallway to the homeless guy with the shopping cart that lives in front of our house begging and looking for cans... but I was like, what the fuck is a homeless guy gonna do with a snowboard? and then I was like... exactly.

I can't stop laughing

 

[TheProject]

some men, you just can't reach.

so ya get what we had here last week.
Which is the way he wants it.

Live and let die, I say.

 

[HappyScrappy]

so ya get what we had here last week.
Which is the way he wants it.

Live and let die, I say.

cool. hand. luke.

this whole post is full of random unfinished quotes. as are my pockets.
gotta get myself right out of here.