wanna talk right down to earth in a language that everybody

[HappyScrappy]

you're ugly, and your mom is too.

this morning I came into my bathroom to see that my fucking roommate had used my fucking razor and I fucking wanted to strangle the fucker.
then I come on the board and see that he isn't the only one.

Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens.
rock on iggy, rock on.

 

[Raina]

That is pretty gross. Wouldn't it be worse though if they were fucking themselves with your razor though?? Suppose they use your toothbrush too??

 

[saint808]

That is pretty gross. Wouldn't it be worse though if they were fucking themselves with your razor though?? Suppose they use your toothbrush too??

or they cut themselves with your razor and used your toothbrush to clean it up with then fucked themselves with thte toothbrush.

 

[supersizeme]

 

[Peyote Killa]

Happy the last time I stayed at your house with your roommate, I had to take a shit, and it was a painter shit, (you know, the kind that leaves stains on the inside of the bowl), well I didn't have anything to clean it with, so I used your toothbrush. I rinsed it off, and put it right back where I found it.

At least you didn't notice what I did, so technically it never happened. This was about 3 months ago, seeing how me and your roommate blowjob Bob broke up a while back.

 

[dballer]

here ye here ye!!!!

 

[polarpixie]

Sharing a toothbrush is gross....blech.....I've tried it before, and it makes me feel like barfing!!!


What do you mean he is not the only who used your razoe? Someone else on Elite used your razor too?

 

[smallmovesal]

um, i gave him my barely used venus razor... doubt that's what he means though.

 

[HappyScrappy]

nah, I was saying that there are stranglin's for all.

I was gonna take his toothbrush and stick it in the cat's ass, but I thought that would be mean to the cat. then I was gonna stick it in my ass... but then I didn't know which was his.
so I just wrote him an email threatening his life.

some men, you just can't reach.

 

[HappyScrappy]

um, i gave him my barely used venus razor... doubt that's what he means though.

lol - true enough, but not what I was referring to.

plus I think my housemate used that too.

he is a crafty fucker.