TRIVIA TIME!!! Guess the childhood book this quote is from.

[AAP]

Above each of the six doors was a sign. Each door was titled differently.

Home of the Worlds Tallest Midget
Home of the Worlds Shortest Giant
Home of the Worlds Skinniest Fat Man
Home of the Worlds Fattest Thin Man
Home of the Worlds Smartest Idiot
Home of the Worlds Dumbest Genius

Amazingly, the same ordinary looking man came out from behind each door each time I knocked.



What book is this from? $20 says no one can guess the title of the book.

 

[Bigsatan13]

Secret Garden?

 

[Lady Viking]

Alice in Wonderland?

 

[big perm]

The Phantom Tollbooth

 

[Jae]

The Phantom Tollbooth

You Mother Fucker! If only I had been on this board earlier. You suck. And what an ugly perm.

Hee Hee Hee.

I remember that book. What about the Number Mine?

 

[big perm]

And what an ugly perm.

Hey, enough about my perm, besides, it's a prereq. for being an ice cream truck driver.

 

[Longhorn85]

See if you can guess this one...

My hat is old.
My teeth are gold.

I have a bird I like to hold.

My shoe is off.
My foot is cold.

My shoe is off.
My foot is cold.

I have a bird I like to hold.

My hat is old.
My teeth are gold.

And now my story is all told.

 

[saint808]

Story of O?

 

[big perm]

Re: See if you can guess this one...

My hat is old.
My teeth are gold.

I have a bird I like to hold.

My shoe is off.
My foot is cold.

My shoe is off.
My foot is cold.

I have a bird I like to hold.

My hat is old.
My teeth are gold.

And now my story is all told.

That would be "One Fish Two Fish"

 

[Longhorn85]

Re: Re: See if you can guess this one...

That would be "One Fish Two Fish"

Correct Sir. You either read to your kids a lot or have a great memory!