the one positive about canada

[Mr. Black]

Cuz it looks fucking hot thats why.

 

[jerkbox]

How come the Canucks got the good half of the falls, and we got the pile of rubble?

i know right.....

the US side of niagra falls is like a goddamn ghetto....lmao

i don't know what the deal is with that.

 

[bluepeter]

"I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader. I don't live in an igloo, eat blubber or own a dogsled.
"I don't know Jimmy, Suzie or Sally from Canada, although I'm certain they're very nice.
"I have a prime minister, not a president.
"I speak English and French, not American.
"And I pronounce it 'about,' not 'a-boot.'
"I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
"I believe in peacekeeping, not policing; diversity, not assimilation.
"A tuque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
"And it's pronounced zed. OK? Not zee. Zed.
"Canada is the second-largest land mass, the first nation of hockey and the best part of North America.
"My name is Bluepeter, and I am Canadian."

Plus our beer is better

 

[superqt4u2nv]

"I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader. I don't live in an igloo, eat blubber or own a dogsled.
"I don't know Jimmy, Suzie or Sally from Canada, although I'm certain they're very nice.
"I have a prime minister, not a president.
"I speak English and French, not American.
"And I pronounce it 'about,' not 'a-boot.'
"I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
"I believe in peacekeeping, not policing; diversity, not assimilation.
"A tuque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
"And it's pronounced zed. OK? Not zee. Zed.
"Canada is the second-largest land mass, the first nation of hockey and the best part of North America.
"My name is Bluepeter, and I am Canadian."

Plus our beer is better

Word!!!!!

 

[Seashell]

At the risk of sounding redundant...

We have CoffeeCrisp.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

At the risk of sounding redundant...

We have CoffeeCrisp.

Don't forget Cripsy Crunch!

 

[bluepeter]

We have a better literacy rate
We live longer
We have better healthcare
We don't have an inbreeding problem



and we don't have a dictatorial ayatollah as our leader

 

[Fonz]

Canada is great except...

IT'S FUCKING COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Put some sunny spots in that country, or take over some island in the caribbean like the US did with Hawaii -- and perhaps Canada might get some respect from the US. Whenever a US movie has Canada somewhere in the plotline -- it automatically becomes boring and b-level. Us Americans do have a MAJOR fascination with the British though and anything British and European!

Anything over -30C ( -17F) i s OK.

Once it dips below that mark......then it just gets nuts. I went skiing in Mt. Tremblant in '95 and the temperature+wind chill factor at the top was
-67.0C . Now that was cold.

Even the anti-freeze in my mothers van froze....lol

 

[bluepeter]

Many parts of Canada are no colder than half of the United States

 

[Fonz]

Many parts of Canada are no colder than half of the United States

I know....specially Vancouver. Best city to live in.

Whistler/Blackomb is only 2 hours away, and you have temperate temperatures because of the ocean.