The Official "I got my f@*king Heart ripped out in '05" Thread.

[StickFigure]

Stickfigure, nothing gets by you. You make sure to stay aware of anything that has a hint of estrogen and a pair of breasts.

Am I that transparent?

 

[nycgirl]

Am I that transparent?

Nooooo.

But you have been slacking with your fan club duties.

 

[StickFigure]

Nooooo.

But you have been slacking with your fan club duties.

It's hard to e-flirt with someone who's never around. I musta scared her off

 

[SVT-TROY]

Yes, I had my heart ripped out. You can mend a broken heart but when it's ripped out and stomped into the ground, good luck putting it back together.

 

[GrandMaster]

Yes, I had my heart ripped out. You can mend a broken heart but when it's ripped out and stomped into the ground, good luck putting it back together.

i second that.

im starting to think i need counseling or something, im loosing it here...

 

[SVT-TROY]

i second that.

im starting to think i need counseling or something, im loosing it here...

If you need to vent, I'm here for ya.

 

[H_T_]

damn, bros. you know that saying about hair of the dog that bit ya? seems the only cure for this shit is another body part. and it begins with the letter pussy. my hot little flirt of a co-worker was at it again tonight. she's fuckin' slick, got me way buzzed quick, like a magic trick. and what do you know? i don't know what this girl is thinkin'. I know she's got a guy. She knows i just lost my girl. but every time we work together, she works shit out so that we spend at least an hour alone together having drinks..........something ain't right, but my senses are malfunctioning. that tends to happen when i'm around sweet smelling, mellifluous women.

 

[BrothaBill]

damn, bros. you know that saying about hair of the dog that bit ya? seems the only cure for this shit is another body part. and it begins with the letter pussy. my hot little flirt of a co-worker was at it again tonight. she's fuckin' slick, got me way buzzed quick, like a magic trick. and what do you know? i don't know what this girl is thinkin'. I know she's got a guy. She knows i just lost my girl. but every time we work together, she works shit out so that we spend at least an hour alone together having drinks..........something ain't right, but my senses are malfunctioning. that tends to happen when i'm around sweet smelling, mellifluous women.

HOMEWRECKER!!! Youre the next Britney Spears!
Lets see, get it on with a girl already in a relationship with another guy and you know she is, fuck it, ruin his summer and sleep her with her. Excellent!! Transfer your bad feelings and bring someone else pain, maybe he deserves some bad karma!! Karma is a bitch afterall!
Date a girl while your on the rebound, should be the start of a successful long term healthy relationship, be like the girl that just broke up with Slat, I take you believe that itll never ever work out again with the girl you just broke up with so go for it. Date a girl that will have the history of still being in a relationship and flirting with another guy, make sure she doesnt break up with him before youre intimate so that you know she's got low enough class to cheat on someone she's in a relationship with. Sounds like a healthy and sound plan to achieve long term happiness, you can marry her, I mean you look around and see what all of your married friends are and what could be for you, so through the magic of self-delusion, she just might be your soulmate, go for it! I see your on a path of pure enlightenment, some say our soul chooses the path our life takes before we are born. So why doesnt every soul choose to be a millionaire with a perfect loyal wife and perfect family, b/c our souls want to experience all of what life has to offer, the good and the bad. Its what some of our souls crave.
Perhaps your soul craves chaos and pain so I think this girl just might be for you so you should keep this up. Keep talking with her for that hour every night you work together having drinks, alcohol is pure bad karma, but in this particular case it furthers your goal of a fucked up existance so its all zen. Drink, be merry and marry this girl. SHe's "The One"!... to fuck up your life. Perfect!!
Listen man, its all Zen, just fucking with ya brotha! My advice, ditch this girl, she's no good for you!! Find a girl who had her heart broken and sworn off guys for three years and then romance her and bring her back happiness, a girl that has never flirted or cheated on the two (or limited #) of relationships she's been in, a girl that committed herself to just swearing off guys and focused on her education or career. Dont be tempted to go for eye candy, go for the beautiful girl in glasses dressed conservatively with her hair up. Never date a woman you meet in a bar, never date a woman that's had a one night stand or sex without being in a committed relationship, (Yes, ask her that stuff from the outset, interview her, make sure she respects herself). Go to social events or hobbies that you like or a bookstore or church and look for a decent woman, if you dont my friend and you go for anything less and you get your heart broken again, well just think of me smiling, saying HT, karma really is a bitch isnt it! lol

 

[H_T_]

HOMEWRECKER!!! Youre the next Britney Spears!
Lets see, get it on with a girl already in a relationship with another guy and you know she is, fuck it, ruin his summer and sleep her with her. Excellent!! Transfer your bad feelings and bring someone else pain, maybe he deserves some bad karma!! Karma is a bitch afterall!
Date a girl while your on the rebound, should be the start of a successful long term healthy relationship, be like the girl that just broke up with Slat, I take you believe that itll never ever work out again with the girl you just broke up with so go for it. Date a girl that will have the history of still being in a relationship and flirting with another guy, make sure she doesnt break up with him before youre intimate so that you know she's got low enough class to cheat on someone she's in a relationship with. Sounds like a healthy and sound plan to achieve long term happiness, you can marry her, I mean you look around and see what all of your married friends are and what could be for you, so through the magic of self-delusion, she just might be your soulmate, go for it! I see your on a path of pure enlightenment, some say our soul chooses the path our life takes before we are born. So why doesnt every soul choose to be a millionaire with a perfect loyal wife and perfect family, b/c our souls want to experience all of what life has to offer, the good and the bad. Its what some of our souls crave.
Perhaps your soul craves chaos and pain so I think this girl just might be for you so you should keep this up. Keep talking with her for that hour every night you work together having drinks, alcohol is pure bad karma, but in this particular case it furthers your goal of a fucked up existance so its all zen. Drink, be merry and marry this girl. SHe's "The One"!... to fuck up your life. Perfect!!
Listen man, its all Zen, just fucking with ya brotha! My advice, ditch this girl, she's no good for you!! Find a girl who had her heart broken and sworn off guys for three years and then romance her and bring her back happiness, a girl that has never flirted or cheated on the two (or limited #) of relationships she's been in, a girl that committed herself to just swearing off guys and focused on her education or career. Dont be tempted to go for eye candy, go for the beautiful girl in glasses dressed conservatively with her hair up. Never date a woman you meet in a bar, never date a woman that's had a one night stand or sex without being in a committed relationship, (Yes, ask her that stuff from the outset, interview her, make sure she respects herself). Go to social events or hobbies that you like or a bookstore or church and look for a decent woman, if you dont my friend and you go for anything less and you get your heart broken again, well just think of me smiling, saying HT, karma really is a bitch isnt it! lol

ahhhh, i fuckin' love this guy! i hope the rest of these bro's read this, cuz it's the honest to god/allah/vishnu's truth. don't know what it is BB, but yeah, these types of women are always in my life. i ain't gonna bone this girl, cuz the guy she's datin' is a good kid, wouldn't wanna be responsible for making another jaded, brooding jerk. i've gotten used to women who are shallow and are capable of having one nighters and dating 3 or 4 guys at the same time. women that are sifting thru dozens or hundreds of guys in rapid time hoping to find one she likes. uhhhhhh, you've spoken true once again. i was told not to date girls i find automatically attractive. BB it's so funny, cuz these barflys play musical relationships, switchin' partners when the music stops. always looking for that BBD. i wish i could remember which 80's t&a flick that line was from............

 

[alien amp pharm]

My heartache occured 3 weeks and one year from this date

and the bitch hasn't come crawling back to me yet dammit.