So what's a good way to trash someone's car a little?

[KillahBee]

Great aproach to the situation. that should mos def solve any issues between you and her.

 

[The Shadow]

break off toothpicks in the door locks

 

[stilleto]

dont fuckin touch her car. be a goddamn man and handle it like one. if you are breakin the rules, no matter how frivelous they may seem you are still wrong so dont go fuckin up her property cuz you think she is tellin on you for being wrong.

what hotzie said.
don't touch someone else's car.

 

[Gymgurl]

a little vaseline on her windshield and dish detergent lining her wiper blades.

that will make a huge mess.

something like this is great! But don't mess is up so she is screwed that is badbro material....

 

[Fitness Nut]

Depends. How much do you like your car? No matter where you do it, she'll know it's you. Get her back in other ways.

 

[velvett]

You know....did velvett do a crazy one time? Be honest.....

Only planned - never went through.
And yah - I was a real spit fire in my early 20's.

 

[Frisky]

use white shoe polish and put polka dots on her tires

 

[harmonica]

Flirt with her. Chicks dig that.

 

[UA_Iron]

I'd walk right up to the bitch and start yelling at her.

Make it known that I'm more hostile of a person than she would ever want to deal with.

People are pussies when you confront them in person, they feel all strong behind their anonymous notes and emails - I prefer to meet in person and let them know I mean business.

 

[velvett]

Agree.

But maybe getting busted for vandalism is part of the life education this guy needs.

You know what the "best revenge" really is here - going to whom runs the parking gargage and getting some sort approval for your situation. Trust me with that sort of power behind you - there would be no larger slap in the face.