honestly? i think he's a closet

. . .yeah, he dates lots of women. . .but i think he's pushin' in stools on the down-low. . .i mean, sloppy seconds?? that's like junior high school bullshit. . .when you're a grown-up, shit like that just makes you look angry at women. . .and my theory is that the anger is caused by taking it in the ass and the shame that he feels for not being man enough to step up and admit who he really is. . .i'm probably wrong. . .i usually am. . .