Rooting for my roommate

[Nathan]

First of all, this thread totally sucks because I don't have pics but I'm given 'er anyways cause I have nothing else of import to post about. And I'm restless. And drunk. Not really on the drunk stuff but I did just shoot up a ton of heroin.

Anywho, my buddy is way into this new girl at his work and totally needs a kick in the ass. He works at a bar near where we live and we were walking past tonight and man, this girl is this Hungarian blonde who looks like she should be doing porn.

He totally didn't talk to her at all when he came back and was all, "Yeah I know I should have..." This girl will not be single in this place for much longer and he has maybe 24 more hours to work with here I figure. His 45 year old boss already got shot down - she's really damn young looking and probably no older than 20 too. Ew.

I'm going to suggest we go over tomorrow even though he isn't working. He gets really quiet around girls he's attracted to too, but then once he gets a good joke in (he's funny) he always ends up being on fire. Girls really like him - or so they tell me - he just doesn't really believe it. This'll be awesome to watch too. He'll be on cloud 9 for the next, like, forever if he succeeds here.

 

[heavy_duty]

tell your boy he has to be quick and seize the moment.

 

[heatherrae]

First of all, this thread totally sucks because I don't have pics but I'm given 'er anyways cause I have nothing else of import to post about. And I'm restless. And drunk. Not really on the drunk stuff but I did just shoot up a ton of heroin.

Anywho, my buddy is way into this new girl at his work and totally needs a kick in the ass. He works at a bar near where we live and we were walking past tonight and man, this girl is this Hungarian blonde who looks like she should be doing porn.

He totally didn't talk to her at all when he came back and was all, "Yeah I know I should have..." This girl will not be single in this place for much longer and he has maybe 24 more hours to work with here I figure. His 45 year old boss already got shot down - she's really damn young looking and probably no older than 20 too. Ew.

I'm going to suggest we go over tomorrow even though he isn't working. He gets really quiet around girls he's attracted to too, but then once he gets a good joke in (he's funny) he always ends up being on fire. Girls really like him - or so they tell me - he just doesn't really believe it. This'll be awesome to watch too. He'll be on cloud 9 for the next, like, forever if he succeeds here.

don't go with him, nathan. If the two of you go, she will most likely be so physically attracted to you that she won't like him. He better go alone or with someone less attractive than him.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Build his confidence up first, send him out with a sure thing.



Hi Heather So, um... what are you doing tomorrow?

 

[heatherrae]

Build his confidence up first, send him out with a sure thing.



Hi Heather So, um... what are you doing tomorrow?

I don't know, maybe giving birth. Wanna come cut the cord?

 

[heavy_duty]

Nate

I'll go with him, for some reason when I'm there the chances of my pals getting pussy goes up ten fold.

one thing though - I dont own cowboy boots LOL

 

[puddlemonkey]

I don't know, maybe giving birth. Wanna come cut the cord?

Not what I was getting at

 

[Nathan]

Nate

I'll go with him, for some reason when I'm there the chances of my pals getting pussy goes up ten fold.

one thing though - I dont own cowboy boots LOL

Cowboy boots are typically a necessity. But you'll be my star player regardless.

Heather - Uh, are you sure? I've had a few friends' girlfriends sleize on me in the past I guess if I really think about it but those girls were bad news in the first place I think (my buddies just didn't know it or were lying to themselves about it which was hard to tell them - thanks for bringing that up) and we're hoping she's not one of those aren't we? Should I really not go? I'm not seeing it.

 

[heavy_duty]

was she born in the 905?

 

[Nathan]

was she born in the 905?

I have no idea. Don't think so - I don't recognize her.