Parental Challenge: rolled up on my teenage son whacking off

[jestro]

Was the poster on your ceiling?

Naw, it was on the wall.

 

[heavy_duty]

Yeah, he had the boner to begin with, said he didn't want to sport it during game time.


Just turned 17

Sorry dawg but that is creepy for a 17 year old to jack off outside anywhere.
A 10 year old might not know the difference but c'mon....17? wtf? in a public place? not cool, he's almost an adult where I live.

 

[calveless wonder]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooolz!!!

funniest shit i heard in awhile. way to handle it

 

[heavy_duty]

Was he setting up games for little kids?

 

[AAP]

Just turned 17

Whew. That explains why the pastor didn't do anything. Your kid is too old for him.

I mean this is a hilarious story. I was thinking it was something more common. In the bathroom (with the water running for 30 mins), in the car, or whatever...

oMG!!! this reminds me of the jerk off weirdo story I posted a while back.. lemme find it. brb

 

[AAP]

Here we go...

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/oh-god-wtf-pick3-512892.html

Suddenly your son seems fairly normal. At least he isn't pulling the same stunts this dude is doing.

 

[seaking420]

I have to admit he is pretty old to be doing that outside.......he should know his boundaries........but at that age.............young, dumb and full of cum

 

[heavy_duty]

true story
the other day
I caught my daughter tickling her vagina with a feather, she was nude and had just got out of the bath.

 

[txbondsman]

and you found this.... how?

 

[Sub-Zero]

Led to a pretty good father-son chat. I was pissed at him, not because he was doing the deed, but the where and the when.

We talked about sex, women, responsibility, etc.

He was a little embarassed, but I think he was glad Pop understood the situation and didn't freak out.

Props to Mrs Longhorn for coaching me along the way.

you were pissed cause he was jerking off?

where and when?

how old is he?

i need to know the following answers to properly judge and assign blame percentages to both you and your son