Parental Challenge: rolled up on my teenage son whacking off

[Longhorn85]

Led to a pretty good father-son chat. I was pissed at him, not because he was doing the deed, but the where and the when.

We talked about sex, women, responsibility, etc.

He was a little embarassed, but I think he was glad Pop understood the situation and didn't freak out.

Props to Mrs Longhorn for coaching me along the way.

 

[AAP]

Give us details on the where and when. Why was that a bad thing?

At the table, during dinner?

Sunday morning, in church?

more details are in order. and how old is he?

 

[nimbus]

my money is on shower, with parents tryna get ready for work. but no matter what the answer...awkwaaaaaard

 

[Gymgurl]

In your bed??

In the car??

come on details.....

 

[Longhorn85]

Like I said, the deed is no big deal, it was the where/when.

Believe it or not, at church, but not on Sunday.

We were attending a youth gathering last Saturday and I sent him outside to help prepare for game time outside. After a while I hadn't heard from him, so I went to see how he was progressing. Saw the bag of game stuff on the ground and found him sitting on the balcony whaling away.

I'm laughing right now thinking about it.

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOL...must been something that caught his attention....he was just taking care of business.....just remeber...it is natural and we all do it...and the ones that say they dont are liars

 

[nimbus]

Like I said, the deed is no big deal, it was the where/when.

Believe it or not, at church, but not on Sunday.

We were attending a youth gathering last Saturday and I sent him outside to help prepare for game time outside. After a while I hadn't heard from him, so I went to see how he was progressing. Saw the bag of game stuff on the ground and found him sitting on the balcony whaling away.

I'm laughing right now thinking about it.

omg...LOL! that is amazing

 

[JayC9]

remember my father giving me the same speech
a cringeworthy moment

 

[AAP]

Like I said, the deed is no big deal, it was the where/when.

Believe it or not, at church, but not on Sunday.

We were attending a youth gathering last Saturday and I sent him outside to help prepare for game time outside. After a while I hadn't heard from him, so I went to see how he was progressing. Saw the bag of game stuff on the ground and found him sitting on the balcony whaling away.

I'm laughing right now thinking about it.

OMG!! This is greater than anything I could have imagined. I was picturing you walking in the bathroom after he forgot to lock the door or something.

He just walked outside and said "forget this shit" and threw the bag on the ground and went and was getttttting busssssyyy on his own.

 

[Longhorn85]

LOLOLOL...must been something that caught his attention....he was just taking care of business.....just remeber...it is natural and we all do it...and the ones that say they dont are liars

When I gave him the lecture about "time and place for everything", he told me, "I know Pop, but you know I was falling asleep in the car on the way over here and you know how you wake up with a woody? Well I thought it was best to take care of it before game time so I wouldn't have an erection in my pants."