I'm getting married

[Taps]

I'm getting married. My brain is mush. I don't know what's going on.

Our familes don't know, but she has an alchoholic uncle same as me and theres some inbreeding going on too, which is cool plus i think she'll probably want to have a big wedding so there'll be room for her 1029 relatives and my 4 and all the guys from prison I became friends with when i had my....um...rehabilitaion...plus theres gonna be room for my brother cletus who's not stupid just a little messed up from all the drugs my mom took but thats ok since she and my brides mom have something in common which is meth and monstor trucks but even tho we don't have any money we'll get by on love and her working 80 hour weeks plus shes gonna get life insurance just incase something happens 'cause I need to be taken care of and all the money i have is going to the wedding and the ring even though it's not really my idea in fact I don't think I even agreed to the whole wedding idea it just kinda happend and all I say is yes dear.

You're all invited, btw.
(If anyone can help me join the Navy, I'll be happy to pay you all the money I have)

 

[SofaGeorge]

Congratulations Taps!

 

[Austin316]

Im getting married too!! *does happy dance* might not be till 30 though she prolly won't respond either cuz Im silly and on crack...mmmm can I bring my dinosaur?

 

[Virtual Acid]

Taps.. u cheated on me?.... WTF!

 

[PHATchik]

Hope your wallet is ready for all the expenses. Big plans are underway......

 

[PHATchik]

Taps.. u cheated on me?.... WTF!

My dear, he had to be yours to begin with.

 

[Virtual Acid]

My dear, he had to be yours to begin with.

LOL he was mine.. u just didnt know about it! i swear IM NOT CRAZY

 

[Austin316]

Taps proposed to me last friday but I said no I don't swing that way and Im already getting married, I got the ring picked and everything..guess he recovers quick

 

[PinK233]

The dinosaur is gonna be the ring bearer....


*I am entertaining austin's crackheadedness tonight *

 

[Virtual Acid]

lol dave u fool, i called me up and told me u said yes dont lie! but then u thought.. what would Vee think of me if i married taps.. thats when it went all to hell and you had to break the news to him..