I scared the Jehovah's away this afternoon.

[awittyusername]

i've seen plenty of nude ones. one of my greatest sins tho.

In person? or pics?

Its no sin to look bro

 

[Daisy_]

In person? or pics?

Its no sin to look bro

It is if you are a 34 year old Virgin.... N

 

[coldblue1955]

In person? or pics?

Its no sin to look bro

thanks buddy!

 

[stilleto]

shorty, i'm quite sure they'll be back.

 

[coldblue1955]

shorty, i'm quite sure they'll be back.

Be afraid. Very afraid!

 

[JayC9]

There is another method of getting rid of the JW's that Jasper Carrot used. He said just smile and invite them in. They're that used to people being abusive and having doors slammed in their faces that they're taken aback when someone invites them in and they don't know what to do. They may even excuse themselves thinking you are the weirdo.

 

[coldblue1955]

There is another method of getting rid of the JW's that Jasper Carrot used. He said just smile and invite them in. They're that used to people being abusive and having doors slammed in their faces that they're taken aback when someone invites them in and they don't know what to do. They may even excuse themselves thinking you are the weirdo.

It's a shame you don't have time for The Word!

 

[JayC9]

It's a shame you don't have time for The Word!

Wasted more time than you could imagine studying The Word.

Hey the JW's set you up pretty good for your spot at EF. Your powers of turning the other cheek to any insult are unmatched on here.

 

[musclemom]

After my workout today, I decided to throw in a load of laundry. My laundry room is between the guest house and main house with a screen doors on each side. Kind of like a breezeway. I took the load out to the washer, threw it in, and decided my workout clothes could get washed, too. So, I stripped down to nakedness, threw my clothes in, and caught some movement out of the corner of my eye through the screen door.

People, the Jehovah's Witnesses were standing outside the screen door staring at me. At least, I think they were Jehovah's Witnesses. They took off before I could ask.

Do you think they'll be back? lol.

"You must spread some Karma around before giving it to the-short-one again."

SHIT is that all you had to do!?! I had to have a freaking debate with them about witches and pagans not being satanists and the relative merits of reincarnation!!!

The worst part is I live across the street from a Meeting Hall, I was their personal mission for the first few years I lived here! Damn, if I'd known nudity would have done it I would have been answering the door starkers!

BTW, I got rid of them when I started wearing a pentagram necklace go figure.

 

[jenscats5]

i'm thinking they won't be back.

lol - it's a really small town. i should go to the Kingdon Hall and introduce myself during service. I bet they'll already know about me.

They're going to surround your house now & pray for you, you Jezebel....