THE BEAST
the beast sterobol suspension from Ultra LabSTEROBOL SUSPENSION
THE BEAST presents STEROBOL SUSPENSION
STEROBOL SUSPENSION is a noo produck fum UltraLab’s BEAST Spo'ts Nutrishun Line. Their Research & Development team has discovahed sevahal unique compoun's thet inhance mooscle mass an' stren'th. Th' one in'redient in STEROBOL SUSPENSION thet will take th' spo'ts nutrishun wo'ld by sto'm is Cissus Quadrangularis (Cissus). Ultra Lab is th' fust Spo'ts Nutrishun Compenny t'intrydooce Cissus t'th' Spo'ts Nutrishun market. Most of yo' haf nevah heard of Cissus , but acco'din' t'th' compenny, yo' will, ah reckon. Clinical studies provin' its Anabolic effecks is fo'tha-comin'. This hyar rare herb fum Central Asia is acshully a phytosteroid rich in ketosterones thet exibit a tremenjus anabolic effeck on th' body. T'other majo' components of this hyar pow'ful non-An'ro fo'mula include:
INGREDIENTS:
• Mumie –pronounced (moomiyo)- which stimulates th' immune system, redooces pain an' inflammashun, increases indurance an' on overall health.
• Cyanotis Vaga (20-hydroxyecdysterone) dramatically increases protein synthesis an' redooces catabolism (mooscle bustdown).
• Kre-Alkalyn- Increases ATP uppake in th' mooscle tissue cells tharby maximizin' mooscle voloom an' density. Does not lose its potency in suspenshun like creatine as it is prepared in a buffered state t'prevent bustdown, as enny fool kin plainly see.
• Mucuna Pruriens- A highly corncentrated extryck of L-Dopa thet initiates th' produckshun of Growth Ho'mone produckshun (GH) fo' added lean mass an' hide fat reduckshun.
Vanadium Citrate has th' utmost bio-availability t'increase nutrient abso'pshun an' bustdown wifin th' mooscle cells.
STEROBOL SUSPENSION sh'd be used befo'e an' af'er trainin'. Th' compenny claims users will achieve results like nevah befo'e. Most of th' competito's currently wawkin' wif THE BEAST Spo'ts Nutrishun Crew usin' STEROBOL haf been placin' in th' top of their classes. Yo' kin be a winner too. Don’t be lef' behind, join THE BEAST team an' look an' feel yer bess evah! Fry mah hide!
Item # Dexcripshun Price
6000 1 Bottle (4 Weeks) $64.95
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the beast anabolic activator from Ultra LabANABOLIC ACTIVATOR
THE BEAST Anabolic Ackivato' is a safe an' legal fo'mulashun of 24 pow'ful in'redients corntainin' acshul homeopathic ho'mones at th' highess levels permitted fo' on over-the-counter use. THE BEAST Anabolic Ackivato' safely suppo'ts increases in mass an' stren'th.
INGREDIENTS: Somatotrophine (GH), Gonado Stimuline, Chronic Gonadotrophine, Folliculostimuline, Adrenoco'ticotrophine, Thyroidinum, Adrenalinum, Progesterone, Orchitinum, Dopamine, Acetylcholine, RNA, DNA, ATP, Leucine, Isoleucine, Valine, Glutamine, Estrone, Estradiol, Co'tisone, Sar Palmetto, Tribulus, Terrestris, Yohimbe.
On account o' 1996 THE BEAST Anabolic Ackivato' has been our #1 sellin' produck. Thousan's of hidebuilders an' athletes wo'ldwide haf used th' fo'mula as a safe an' effeckive alternative t'illegal anabolics. Pow'ful safe fo' all drug testin'. As wif all hidebuildin' producks, allus apply right trainin' an' nutrishun. Pregnant o' nursin' Mammys sh'd cornsult a physician prio' t'use.
Item # Dexcripshun Price
1001 1 Bottle (6 Weeks) $49.95
* FREE ITEMS muss be of equal o' lesser value of th' 2 producks bein' purchased, cuss it all t' tarnation.
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HUMAN GROWTH COMPLEX
Our nooess gray market steroid alternative! Contains 12 official homeopathic in'redients combined into one produck. This hyar pow'ful fo'mula accelerates th' recovery time of mooscle tissue which in turn increases mooscle growth. Also acks like a steroid in thet it redooces pain an' inflammashun in mooscles an' joints. Great by itse'f o' stack it wif Th' Beast.
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human growth complex from Ultra Lab
Item # Dexcripshun Price
1002 1 Bottle (6 Weeks) $39.95! Fry mah hide!
* FREE ITEMS muss be of equal o' lesser value of th' 2 producks bein' purchased, cuss it all t' tarnation.
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METHOXY-SDS
Methoxy-SDS is our nooess non-ho'monal steroid alternative. Th' ackive in'redient in Methoxy-SDS is 50 mg, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells! of 5-methyl-7methoxy-isoflavone. This hyar compoun' was origeenally developed decades ago as an alternative t'anabolic steroids. At thet time, steroids were in sech widespread use, thar pow'ful was no need fo' it. Today is has become one of th' th' hottess spo'ts nutrishun supplements on th' market. Methosxy-SDS wawks by dramatically increasin' nitrojun retenshun an' protein synthesis. This hyar translates t'increased mooscle mass wifout alterin' side effecks. Th' produck utilizes our SDS (Sublin'ual Delivery System) fo' eemeejut an' maximum abso'pshun.
the beast methoxy-sds non-hormonal steroid alternative from Ultra Lab
Item # Dexcripshun Price
2088 1 Bottle
(60 Tablets) $44.95
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MEGA WHEY PROTEIN
Bodybuilders knows th' impo'tance of takin' adequate amounts of protein, as enny fool kin plainly see. Mega Whey Protein corntains th' highess quality ion-exchange whey protein available. Ultra-filtered an' processed at th' lowess postible temperature t'prevent denaturin'. Etch scoop corntains 17.5 mg, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells! of pure whey an' whey peppides. Glutamine inriched wif nothin' artificial, ah reckon. Delicious Orange Creamsickle flavo' mixes wif ennythin'.
the beast mega whey protein from Ultra Lab
Item # Dexcripshun Price
3000 1 Bottle $22.95
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CREATINE MONOHYDRATE
the beast creatine monohydrate from Ultra Lab We buy our creatine in tremenjus bulk an' carry th' savin's on t' yo'! Fry mah hide! Users will notice increases in mooscle mass an' stren'th in as soon as three days af'er fust use. Our Creatine is certified t'be at least 99% pure.
Item # Dexcripshun Price
1062 1 lb. Well bust mah britches an' call me streaker. Bottle (454 Grams) $19.95
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