I have really Good sex moves that I learned in China

[shrimp poboy]

rats!!!! victim of a New Orleans Public School education again

Or lack of

 

[snacky cake]

Why do I have the feeling this thread is gonna be a disaster when all the HR haters show up

No doubt. Let me go ahead and pre-emptively flame a few because I have to step out in a bit. Let's see.

We have plunkey, jnev and 75th, the meathead trinity, who have all agreed to get their thrills following me around here sniffing my ass so they can throw a few insults and high five each other because their glory days are long past and their guts are getting fatter by the moment.

Then, we have lambruh, better known as tony roma, who has a felony rap sheet a mile long and a long lost dream of going to law school. He doesn't have the ambition to stop smoking weed long enough to do anything with his life so he targets the person on here who has the career that he wanted -- me. Staff has had to get rid of his alters a dozen times and this time he had to send in a money order to get a membership because his credit is so bad he cant' get a credit card or even a checking account.

Bino, whose sweaty ballsack precedes him by 30 minutes into the room yet he posts on ef before taking a shower.

Shall I continue?

lol.

 

[-Ariel-]

This is crazy, I mean the exact, ver batim, title of this thread is the first thing I say to a chic I'm diggin on.
Coincidence Snacky, I dont' think so...
I usually follow that one up with, 'Tell me about your dreams'
This combo is unstoppable, its like a game genie cheat code into their hearts.
LOL

 

[snacky cake]

This is crazy, I mean the exact, ver batim, title of this thread is the first thing I say to a chic I'm diggin on.
Coincidence Snacky, I dont' think so...
I usually follow that one up with, 'Tell me about your dreams'
This combo is unstoppable, its like a game genie cheat code into their hearts.
LOL

I usually give them a mysterious glance and lift my glass of wine seductively and say, "Are you going to stick it in me, or what?"

Subtle. 76% of the time, it works every time.

 

[SaiBoT]

I'm a sexual tiger and I feed on VAGINA!

LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE&feature=channel

His belt and socks almost match...

 

[shrimp poboy]

No doubt. Let me go ahead and pre-emptively flame a few because I have to step out in a bit. Let's see.

We have plunkey, jnev and 75th, the meathead trinity, who have all agreed to get their thrills following me around here sniffing my ass so they can throw a few insults and high five each other because their glory days are long past and their guts are getting fatter by the moment.

Then, we have lambruh, better known as tony roma, who has a felony rap sheet a mile long and a long lost dream of going to law school. He doesn't have the ambition to stop smoking weed long enough to do anything with his life so he targets the person on here who has the career that he wanted -- me. Staff has had to get rid of his alters a dozen times and this time he had to send in a money order to get a membership because his credit is so bad he cant' get a credit card or even a checking account.

Bino, whose sweaty ballsack precedes him by 30 minutes into the room yet he posts on ef before taking a shower.

Shall I continue?

lol.

Hell fuckin yeah!!!Thats my girl

 

[snacky cake]

His belt and socks almost match...

He's smooth like that.

 

[snacky cake]

Hell fuckin yeah!!!Thats my girl

Well, I'll let them post up. I've got one for everyone...LOL.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Stilleto is already getting the chains out

 

[shrimp poboy]

Well, I'll let them post up. I've got one for everyone...LOL.

I still wanna watch you tweeze those hairs