Hello everyone. My name is Freak Show, and I'm a farter.

[Freak Show]

I've been farting regularly for about 8 years now. It started off innocent enough after the occasional pasta dinner. Now it has escalated beyond my control. Chicken breasts, eggs, tuna, bagels. Hell, if I even look at a steak I break wind. It has ruined my relationships of all kinds. My ex told me I even farted in my sleep. I can't go see my massage therapist any more, becuz i'm too afraid that in my relaxed state, I'm liable to cut one and send her running from the room crying. I can't do legs with my partner any more as I'm liable to either float an air biscuit after heavy leg press or I'll hold it in so long that i'm liable to have a brain anurysm. I guess I knew I truly had a problem when I started drinking water all day in hopes of flushing out some methane, when, lo and behold, I damn near shit my self. Well, that's my story. Thanks for listening. I hope to learn a lot from all of you.

Eternally Stankin,

Freak Show

 

[HumorMe]

I've been farting regularly for about 8 years now.

Newbie, huh?

 

[Crazier]

Re: Re: Hello everyone. My name is Freak Show, and I'm a farter.

Newbie, huh?

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[Bigsatan13]

You are not alone, stay strong and remember, fart proudly.

 

[polarpixie]

GET SOME GAS X!!!

 

[Freak Show]

You are not alone, stay strong and remember, fart proudly.

thank you for your support. I feel i have turned a corner. I was able to breakwind at work today and didn't feel compelled to blame it on my imaginary dog.

 

[Mysterio]

Good God Man! Can't you get some BEANO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[OMEGA]

fart in the bath tub , fun for all

 

[Newbie2building]

when i was a kid the boys who lived down the street used to fart into milk cartons and save them up then leave them on someones door step for a nice suprise. I dont know if it was the farts or the rotten milk, but it was funny as all hell to watch their faces.

 

[casavant]

Welcome to the club, Freak Show.