For the next hour - Post here and I will give you some free advice

[stilleto]

Spontaneous sex and stupid sex are two different things! You don’t get black eyes from spontaneous sex, you get that from stupidly spontaneous sex.

(or)

I cough. Therefore you shriek.

LOL
i think i've gotten both of those before. or maybe I just wished I had.

also, your lack of commas scare me and make me want to kill you.

 

[AAP]

whats your best remedy for really sore muscles a la DOMS?

A hot oil massage. Preferably from a young hung German lad.

If that isn't available, 10 grams BCAAs + 3 grams Arginine + 5 grams Glut + 3 grams ALC for 4x daily.

 

[-Ariel-]

Stats have shown that 99.9994% of guys wearing their shorts below their asses all have asses you wouldn't want to see anyway.

Words that are so true, and I shall keep this in the 3rd layer of the heart, the part where secret convictions revealed to no one abide in.

 

[AAP]

in

comedy is simply tragedy happening to someone else.

 

[ortiz34]

I have a bad head and chest cold (congestion)

I have taken Musinex DM and sudafed

any other remedies besides lickin a mans brown starfish

 

[AAP]

I have a bad head and chest cold (congestion)

I have taken Musinex DM and sudafed

any other remedies besides lickin a mans brown starfish

A shot of vodka and a nap.

 

[ortiz34]

A shot of vodka and a nap.

got my grandmothers wake this afternoon
no naps for me, I'm at work right now

 

[AAP]

Heading to the doctor to see about my shoulder now. Back in a few hours you ass ferrets.

 

[bw1]

Ok, let it rip

 

[Mr. dB]

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