ever had anything "pop-up" while dancing at the club?

[Tempra]

ok so you've got your girl, or some random girl - and your dancin at the club.....she's got her back to ya and shes workin that ass.....be honest guys, how many of you get a little "pop-up" out of the blue?

I know I do, its embarassing - but ya know, just can't help it

Let's hear some stories fellas (OR LADIES)

 

[Golfer18--old]

Yeah......Today was my bday so we went out last night. A girl told me her pussy was "treasure" My shit got ROCK HARD.

 

[Cindy99]

fyi

i try to make sure i bump my backside into whoever i'm dancing with a few times to see if i can get something to come up. most times i can, and then he usually sheepishly tries to spin away and rearrange himself subtely, but i can tell what he's doin'...

 

[Cindy99]

nipples.

they make bras now that are very sheer and have the center cut out so when my nipples harden up, they look like they're two inches long. i like carving my name in a guy's chest with them, but some guys don't like it when a girl "shows interest" like this, eh???

 

[Tempra]

Re: fyi

then he usually sheepishly tries to spin away and rearrange himself subtely, but i can tell what he's doin'...

see this is what im talking about fellas

i think im gonna make a new invention to hold it down....maybe I'll call it bone-be-gone or something

you can dance all night with no embarassing hard-ons!!

retails: $14.99

 

[Cindy99]

you'll make $'s

you should make some good money there, just be sure to indemnify yourself properly, broken penis lawsuits can be expensive $$$

 

[macDbol]

i just duct tape it to the side of my leg

 

[nick_067]

I won't lie I have that problem from time to time. Especially if I'm dancing with a hot ass lady that can work it, then I'm in trouble. Since I started my latest cycle 700 mg test/wk, I get a hard on damm near everywhere. I was doing cardio today and talking to this chick. All of the sudden "hello Sammy". Thank god for tighty whities to hold it in.

 

[Tempra]

i just duct tape it to the side of my leg

lol thats my bro

is it hard to dance/walk that way??

 

[Kid Dynamite]

Very slightly. I think I keep him under control pretty well. If something starts happening, I just shift slightly to where there is less... Grindage?
Being cool is important. Having a huge bone in the middle of the floor will get you laughed at and pointed at. This is not cool.