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his new ho Jennifer. Jennifer is a toothless, crack whore who lives in a box down by the river. Vince "met" her during one of BOS's mother's "will blow for Blow parties." See, BOS was taking his rat terrier out for it's nightly crap when, much to his surprise, he saw Jennifer going down on one of the ceramic lawn people. She said later that she was tripping and thought that the lawn elf was going to give her some dough for a bj. Vince thinks this is the coolest shit he's ever seen, so her approaches her mid-stroke and opens with the line "Why do all the football teams but the Ravens suck dick?" Well, all she understood was the dick part, and she started to unzip Vince's pants when he moaned for a second and creamed his shorts. Vince was smitten and stole his friends Camaro to give her as a token of his affection and even shared his stash with her.
They were pulled over by the police and arrested for stealing the car, public indecency(as BOS had his pants around his ankles and was flicking his peepee with his index finger and shouting "Nekkid time") and Jennifer was busted for deliquiency of a minor. They were carted off to the pokey, where ironically, they shared a cell with the black fellow who had a relative of BOS's fired. Apparently Mr. LeRoy went on a decorating spree with a Bowie knife and bladed everyone at the craft store. Apparently someone stole his nickle bag and left a Bag Of Shit as a momento.
They were pulled over by the police and arrested for stealing the car, public indecency(as BOS had his pants around his ankles and was flicking his peepee with his index finger and shouting "Nekkid time") and Jennifer was busted for deliquiency of a minor. They were carted off to the pokey, where ironically, they shared a cell with the black fellow who had a relative of BOS's fired. Apparently Mr. LeRoy went on a decorating spree with a Bowie knife and bladed everyone at the craft store. Apparently someone stole his nickle bag and left a Bag Of Shit as a momento.
