~~ ATTN EF ~~ help me find an excuse for skipping a test

[mattcanning99]

hi, what's up all

i almost went a whole year without skipping a single test, but i did it friday in economics for the first time (last test of the year before the final, too).

to add insult to injury, i didnt study all weekend and had to skip class again today. so i will be going to class wednesday and hopefully get a chance to write the test (the teacher is a great guy, very reasonable, best economics teacher i've had in my life).

i need a plausable excuse.

any ideas?

thanks

 

[satanic goatslayer]

How about telling him that you are a worthless heathen who's trying to weasel his way through life via deception?

 

[mattcanning99]

lol, i thought you would suggest a relative dieing a violent death

How about telling him that you are a worthless heathen who's trying to weasel his way through life via deception?

...that would be telling the truth now wouldn't it

 

[Peyote Killa]

bro, this works all the time.

Get a picture of a baby, and tell your teacher that your kid got really sick, and the mother is out of the picture, so you had to take care of your kid. While you are telling the professor this make sure to be showing him the picture at the same time. If the guy has a heart and is reasonable everything should work out in your favor.

Peace, and good luck!

 

[AAP]

bro, this works all the time.

Get a picture of a baby, and tell your teacher that your kid got really sick, and the mother is out of the picture, so you had to take care of your kid. While you are telling the professor this make sure to be showing him the picture at the same time. If the guy has a heart and is reasonable everything should work out in your favor.

Peace, and good luck!

Hey fuck you. There is nothing lower than using children as an excuse for something. Especially when you don't have any. There are many people out there who are single parents and they juggle school, work, and sanity while raising their kids.

 

[Peyote Killa]

What the fuck.

You got some issues, the man asked for a lie that would work, I never said once that I ever did that. I just said that saying that to a teacher would get a person out of some serious shit. I'm not saying to use a kid as a crutch, but it simply works as a lie.

 

[AAP]

Bullshit. Your words were "this works all the time...." meaning you have used it many times before or you know some other bottom feeders that have.

 

[Peyote Killa]

Bullshit. Your words were "this works all the time...." meaning you have used it many times before or you know some other bottom feeders that have.

It does work all the time, i.e. I've seen it work before I have have known a person who used it, cuz he does have a kid.

That does not make them a bottom feeder, I never said that the guy should live by this way of life, he asked for something to get out of a sticky situation, so I helped him out. If you didn't like the advice I gave him, then don't use it, but don't get all bent out of shape cuz YOU don't like the fact that it might work or it involves an innocent person. It was advice, that is what this thread was all about.

 

[Puc]

i don't think i took one single test on time my entire senior year of college...

most excuses i could offer are precluded here because you missed another day... this one might work... tell him a friend from home just found out she had an std (AIDS) and you spent the last week comforting her.

 

[OMEGA]

ANAL......Morality coming from a guy with a dildo on a snow man in his avatar

just kidding......


CANNING........how about you tell heim the truth, and say that you fell behind, and have never done this before.

the truth does not always work but it is always the right thing to do