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10 Ways NOT to ask out or approach a woman for a date.
1. Don’t introduce yourself while she is eating out with someone else.
2. Don’t kneel down next to her and proclaim her to be your “leather shakin’ goddess”, especially with item #1.
3. Don’t put your nose smack down on her shoulder and say, “ ohhhh baby you smell so good, you are the woman for me.”
4. Don’t follow her as she tries to flee away from you; her back should be your first clue.
5. Ignore her if she tries to be polite as not to hurt your feelings in fear of being stalked by you.
6. Don’t hand her the keys to your “ride” and ask her to heat things up, creamy style.
7. Don’t for the love of God rip a C-note in half and hand it to her under any circumstances unless you enjoy getting slapped.
8. Don’t scream out to her, “hey baby, nice ass ya got there; can I sniff your thong sometime?”
9. Don’t corner her coming out of the ladies room and try to cup her boob, while commenting of how think your hand would be the perfect fit.
10. Under no circumstance should you “whip it out” and say, “I’m all yours sugar, I’m all yours for the takin’.”
1. Don’t introduce yourself while she is eating out with someone else.
2. Don’t kneel down next to her and proclaim her to be your “leather shakin’ goddess”, especially with item #1.
3. Don’t put your nose smack down on her shoulder and say, “ ohhhh baby you smell so good, you are the woman for me.”
4. Don’t follow her as she tries to flee away from you; her back should be your first clue.
5. Ignore her if she tries to be polite as not to hurt your feelings in fear of being stalked by you.
6. Don’t hand her the keys to your “ride” and ask her to heat things up, creamy style.
7. Don’t for the love of God rip a C-note in half and hand it to her under any circumstances unless you enjoy getting slapped.
8. Don’t scream out to her, “hey baby, nice ass ya got there; can I sniff your thong sometime?”
9. Don’t corner her coming out of the ladies room and try to cup her boob, while commenting of how think your hand would be the perfect fit.
10. Under no circumstance should you “whip it out” and say, “I’m all yours sugar, I’m all yours for the takin’.”