Date of Birth

December 18, 1966 (55)

About redguru

My Stats::

6'1" 250

Will you accept insecure email? (non EF email):

no

About Me:

There is an idea of a RedGuru; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Location:

Milton, FL. No, thanks, man. I don't want you fucking up my life, too.

Interests:

Pool, Darts, computers, and lifting! Masochism is a valuable job skill

Occupation:

Electronics Engineer

My Favorite Music::

Pink Floyd, The Who, Yes, Tull

My Favorite Movies::

Dark Side of the Rainbow

My Favorite TV Shows::

Dr. Who, The Sopranos

My Heros::

My Father, Marine General Alfred Gray, Admiral Hyman Rickover

My Favorite Books::

Steven Hawkings "A Brief History of Time"

My Favorite Sports::

Hockey, Baseball, Olympic MuffDiving

Cultural References::

The Museum of Naval Aviation

My Ideal Weekend would be::

A beach, a blanket, a chilled wine, and the salt spray.

My Vices are::

Wine, women, and song

Stuff I really hate::

People that dwell on yesterday, Neil Sedaka

What's in my refrigerator::

This model who thought there was something sweet about me... well, her head.

My Marital Status::

Married

Smoker::

No

Drinker:

Yes

Sexual Orientation::

Straight

Religious::

No

My Religion::

Catholic

My Astrological Sign::

Sagittarius (Archer): Nov. 22-Dec. 21

My Area Code::

850

My Zip Code::

32534

My Ethnicity::

White / Caucasian

My City::

Pensacola

My State::

FL

My Income::

$45,000 to $60,000

Names of Schools attended and URLs:

Penn State University (PSU 33, Purdue 15)

My Muscularity::

Some

My Body Type::

Average

My Head Hair::

A handful

My Face Hair::

Clean Shaven

My Body Hair::

Lots

I'm looking for::

Friends