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    The Hostess theory is interesting. Not necessarily any more truthful then any good entertainment, but interesting nonetheless. Ah well. We'll forget it by the weekend.
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    I wish you the best, tough situation but after a total of two marriages/28 years in long term committed relationships the one thing I can say for sure is you have to acknowledge what you can and cannot live with Those "little things" that annoy you NOW are going to be the things you fantasize about murdering them over in five years. My ex was a "collector" video games, comic books, trading and game cards, I didn't like it in the beginning, seemed like a horrible waste of space and money to me, but it was his thing (I could take or leave some of the stuff, but I wasn't passionate about it). Over time I began to resent the "toys" and especially the money he was spending (IMO wasted) on them. We got into one fight and he made the mistake of saying he'd rather spend $50 on a new video game than a meal he'll only eat one time. My take away from that was his video games were more important to him than going on a "date" with me. That's when I really started hating his "collection". After seven years of marriage we got into a fight one time and I threw his Nintendo out the front door (damned thing bounced and kept working, they built the old ones to last).
  3. It's most likely that. I don't think the network is self-policed.
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    My kid got a 7 day temp ban on PS Network for "offensive language". Does this mean another user reported him?
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    Merry Christmas!
  6. Goonies, The 'Burbs, Terminator, Predator, etc. are a few I got to watch when they were release on video. Lets say I'm just barely old enough to remember them well, but my better half was born the year Ferris Bueller's Day Off was released and the sad thing is I've never even seen the whole thing! Yeah she rips me for that, I suppose I deserve it!
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    Lol, yes I saw the origional Tron, but not in the theater. I was only in the first grade at the time. I want to see the new one too. If you catch that flick before me you gotta tell me what you think. So we have established that I'm old. How about you? What movies show your age?
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    Lol, my dad would tell me that poem. So am I that kind of V? No, I'm not. I'm just me, you know just...v. But I did watch the original of that series, lol does that make me old?
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    ...said the blind man.
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    My name.
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