Date of Birth

October 21, 1970 (52)

About gotmojo

My Stats::

I'M BACK BABY!

Will you accept insecure email? (non EF email):

I'm Skurrred

My Profile Headline:

Oomba Sa-Sa, Oomba Sa-Sa, Hit 'Em In The Head With A Big Kielbasa!

About Me:

"Sometimes when I wake-up in the morning and look in the mirror, I just want to beat a wild pig to death with a wiffle ball bat."

Location:

Introducing Mr. Thick-Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake.

Interests:

The....DANCE!!!

Actually, I like to read text books, drawing, sculpting, painting, renovating my house, volunteering, I play semi-pro football, working out, EF turned into a hobby, blah-blah-blah, of course, my son above all else.

My Favorite Music::

Alternative Rock........The Chili Peppers are the Best Fuggin' Band alive!, I also like some music from most genres. If a song is good, well, it's a good song then. Nuff said!

My Favorite Movies::

Evil Dead I & II, Elm Streets, King Kong new and old, City of Angels, Sappy Teen Angst Flicks, The godfather all, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Shit it's probably easier to name the ones I'm not Down with.

My Favorite TV Shows::

The Apprentice, Mythbusters, Really anything on Discovery, FOOD Network, TLC, documetaries, etc...I mostly use the TV for filler noise.

My Heros::

My POPS, Perk, George Spellmunch, myself, anyone that has brought themselves back from the brink!

My Favorite Books::

A Child Called It-Dave pelzer, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lord of the Rings, The Omen, Hannibal, Crichton for the most part, stuff like that. I absolutely cannot get enough of text books!

My Favorite Sports::

FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!! Playing and watching.......................Did I say FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cultural References::

What truly inspires me is seeing my son growing up in my image and seeing the positive impact that my actions and efforts are doing for his happiness, well-being and character. I am also inspired by those that do for themselves.

My Ideal Weekend would be::

Too many variables for this one. But where my life is, at this exact moment, it would have to be Hangin' out with my boy, teaching him and playing. Taking him places and just doing things for him. It's important to me that he stays happy, not content or passified, but happy.

My Vices are::

EF, all the fine ladies, wanting to help... I'll keep a running tab on this one as I get more!

Stuff I really hate::

Hardees and Carl's Jr. commercials, that cashier at Wal-Mart, not being near my family, not being able to solve a prob, eye gunk, completing profiles.

What's in my refrigerator::

Realistically, everything my son eats....with a little section for POPS next to the baking soda.

Children::

Proud parent

Education::

Grad / professional school

My Marital Status::

Single

Smoker::

No

Drinker:

Yes

Sexual Orientation::

Straight

Religious::

No

My Astrological Sign::

Libra (Scales): Sept. 23-Oct. 22

My Ethnicity::

Other

My State::

IN

My Income::

$250,000 and Higher

My Muscularity::

Lots

My Body Type::

Athletic

My Head Hair::

Lots

My Face Hair::

None

My Body Hair::

None

Between the Sheets I'm::

Vanilla, Adventurous, Experienced, Dominating, Virgin

I kiss on the first date::

Maybe